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Loud Whispers

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Re: Wars?
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2012, 09:29:51 pm »

It's kinda cute with its growling and little ears... The king will like this one.


Just wait until I get a candy dagger, then you will all pay.


An impossible quest. There's no candy where there aren't Dwarves, and the Dwarves don't make daggers.

And true Kobolds can kill a squad of lashers with naught but a silver dagger!

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Re: Wars?
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2012, 09:31:45 pm »

It's kinda cute with its growling and little ears... The king will like this one.


Just wait until I get a candy dagger, then you will all pay.


An impossible quest. There's no candy where there aren't Dwarves, and the Dwarves don't make daggers.

And true Kobolds can kill a squad of lashers with naught but a silver dagger!


Strange moods can produce anything, even daggers.


Just wait you fool, I will slit your throat, Splint is cool though.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Loud Whispers

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Re: Wars?
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2012, 09:33:43 pm »

Just wait you fool, I will slit your throat, Splint is cool though.

It'll heal.

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Re: Wars?
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2012, 09:35:55 pm »


Strange moods can produce anything, even daggers.


Just wait you fool, I will slit your throat, Splint is cool though.

I challenge thy so called, kobold to a duel!
None can beat me! I'm 1/2 goblin and 1/2 kobold! I'm the best scum there is!
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« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2012, 09:36:45 pm »

Just wait you fool, I will slit your throat, Splint is cool though.

It'll heal.



........




RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE


Okay. Im just gonna go see if anyone wants a pet Kobold and clean stuff up.

Strange moods can produce anything, even daggers.


Just wait you fool, I will slit your throat, Splint is cool though.

I challenge thy so called, kobold to a duel!
None can beat me! I'm 1/2 goblin and 1/2 kobold! I'm the best scum there is!


Corai draws his Silver Large Dagger


PREPARE TO BE SLAIN, YOU IMPURE CUR! A STAIN ON THE PLANET, EVEN WORSE THEN PURE-BREED KOBOLDS!
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Re: Wars?
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2012, 09:43:23 pm »

Also, in the case of multiple dwarf civs, since I think they can war, could they show up in dwarf mode?
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Re: Wars?
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2012, 09:43:36 pm »


Strange moods can produce anything, even daggers.


Just wait you fool, I will slit your throat, Splint is cool though.


I challenge thy so called, kobold to a duel!
None can beat me! I'm 1/2 goblin and 1/2 kobold! I'm the best scum there is!



Corai draws his Silver Large Dagger


PREPARE TO BE SLAIN, YOU IMPURE CUR! A STAIN ON THE PLANET, EVEN WORSE THEN PURE-BREED KOBOLDS!
YOU PREPARE TO BE SLAIN! EVEN AT DEATH MY SPIRIT WILL HAUNT YOU! MY KOBOLD FRIENDS SHALL EXILE YOU AND MY GOBLIN FRIENDS SHALL SIEGE YOU EVERY DAY! SO WILL MY DEMON FRIE- what demons?!??! I don't know demons!   :-[
*Draws a large steel boning knife*
Prepare to die!
« Last Edit: April 11, 2012, 09:47:06 pm by Mikymikmik »
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Corai

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Re: Wars?
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2012, 09:45:47 pm »

Also, in the case of multiple dwarf civs, since I think they can war, could they show up in dwarf mode?

Theres no siege or ambush tag, cant attack at all.






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Loud Whispers

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Re: Wars?
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2012, 09:47:12 pm »

Dibs on the spare leg :P

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« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2012, 09:50:52 pm »

And then the dwarf fully clad in candy will put the winner in a cage for all the king to point at admire. However the half goblin might go in some sort of zoo... It would have a pretty nice life actually... Although it is all up to some sort of mandate I guess...
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Re: Wars?
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2012, 07:44:05 am »

If you use DFHack run the 'fixdiplomats' command. This will make elven and human civilizations send diplomats to your fortress.

Kill their diplomats, or in the case of the elves break their tree-cutting quota, and they'll go to war with you.
How come this command has to be used at all? Is it due to a bug or a disabled feature?
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Re: Wars?
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2012, 07:49:57 am »

elf diplomats are disabled and not all modded races will send diplomats.
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