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[Corai]

"We found no evidence suggesting it wasn't aliens."

Careful, Mister Whispers. I think that the government is onto you.

They've already started involving google in their media-blackout operation:

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Win. Search Loud Whispers, see if there going to abduct him. If nothing comes up, then you need to flee Whispers.


This message will turn into a kobold EXPLODING kobold in 3.....2.........what comes next?

[Loud Whispers]

It's far worse than any of you could imagine...

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I found no evidence saying google wasn't trying to kill me.


THEY KNOW.

[wierd]

Oh no....

Look.... they have a plan!

[KodKod]

Armok's beard, THEY KNOW!

Get offline, swallow your sim card, grab as much tin-foil as you can and RUN before they find you. I'm not going to lie; they're probably on their way to your house right now so you don't have much time. You're going to have to camp in the woods for a while, no doubt eating whatever nuts, berries and raw fish you can catch in order to sustain yourself.

Whatever you do don't fall asleep, that's how they get you. After a few weeks or months have passed by you might be able to return to society un-noticed, but don't, I mean DON'T go back to your old home. It will be tempting since everything you own is in there, but they'll have bugged the place so extensively that they're going to know immediately if you go back. And believe me I've tried but you can't find the bugs anywhere, I think they're using some kind of complicated cloaking technology to spy on you without you ever knowing that they're doing it.

By this time you'll no doubt have grown an unkempt beard, this will work to your advantage so don't shave it off. Not only will the people out to get you be unable to recognise you but you'll also be able to pose as a homeless person and beg for change. Nobody will suspect you then.

It's a lot of hard work, man, and I wish they hadn't found you out... but it's better than the probe.

[Loud Whispers]

loud whispers is at the end for his 2nd turn

Well that's certainly cryptic.

-snip-

What's the worse that could happen? Being replaced by a drone? Ha...

[Putnam]

Pretty much steel everywhere.  Non-weapon materials have generally poor stats.  Most have identical stats, just copied from each others as placeholders because they're not naturally used in warfare so those stats don't matter.

No, not at all, especially non-alloyed. As far as I know, every non-alloy metal has unique stats. The alloys are usually copied from one of the constituent metals, however.

[Corai]

Armok's beard, THEY KNOW!

Get offline, swallow your sim card, grab as much tin-foil as you can and RUN before they find you. I'm not going to lie; they're probably on their way to your house right now so you don't have much time. You're going to have to camp in the woods for a while, no doubt eating whatever nuts, berries and raw fish you can catch in order to sustain yourself.

Whatever you do don't fall asleep, that's how they get you. After a few weeks or months have passed by you might be able to return to society un-noticed, but don't, I mean DON'T go back to your old home. It will be tempting since everything you own is in there, but they'll have bugged the place so extensively that they're going to know immediately if you go back. And believe me I've tried but you can't find the bugs anywhere, I think they're using some kind of complicated cloaking technology to spy on you without you ever knowing that they're doing it.

By this time you'll no doubt have grown an unkempt beard, this will work to your advantage so don't shave it off. Not only will the people out to get you be unable to recognise you but you'll also be able to pose as a homeless person and beg for change. Nobody will suspect you then.

It's a lot of hard work, man, and I wish they hadn't found you out... but it's better than the probe.

...Or you can just carry a handgun with a tin-foil grip.

[KodKod]

What's the worse that could happen? Being replaced by a drone? Ha...

Right! Before they have a chance to replace you you're going to need to give us all a DRONE password that we can ask you in conversation just so that we know it's you.

You know, kind of like how you need to have a Future Password so that if you run into someone looking exactly like you who claims to be from the future you can verify their identity. We all know about that, right?

[Loud Whispers]

What if future you was forgetful?

Though that's actually a good idea. Wait here while I grab my tin foil hat.

Also, judging by the lack of google killing me, I can only logically assume Agent Smith (who's obviously working for google) has been devoured by O-ren Ishii's fictional ghost, for now at least.

[Masta Crouton]

i've played indigo prophecy, i know how to beat up the internet.

[Zaerosz]

Somewhat on topic:

A lucky number for a valuable, yet nigh-useless artifact.

[MetalHead]

What you're suggesting is that a certain Urist McHammer gets the shiny pants?

Came to post this, leaving satisfied.  Props as always.

Also, my bling-pants bring all the dorfs to the fall

[ddonohu2]

Googling

we found no evidence suggesting it wasn't aliens

returns the following

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[Vodrilus]

returns the following

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Dude. That's eerie, second only to strong déjà vu and saying something in unison with a stranger.

[Girlinhat]

returns the following

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Dude. That's eerie, second only to strong déjà vu and saying something in unison with a stranger.

Dude.  That's eer-  ...That's weird, and... familiar...