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[KodKod]

The only acceptable color of a horse is black. The only accetable eye color of a horse is red.  A horse should be silent, loyal and gloomy.

Shadowfax, Lord of all horses, disagrees with your assessment.

Who wouldn't want a pure white horse?

[JimDale]

I've been kind of scared of horses ever since 6th grade, during a field trip.
My foot was really close to the horses ass, since it was carrying a wagon of some sort, and it crapped, very nearly missing my feet.
Terrible thing was I had to smell horse shit the rest of the way.

[simonthedwarf]

The only acceptable color of a horse is black. The only accetable eye color of a horse is red.  A horse should be silent, loyal and gloomy.

Shadowfax, Lord of all horses, disagrees with your assessment.

Who wouldn't want a pure white horse?

I didn't know you were so princess-like. I'm seeing you across a blue sky, atop your white horse with a sleeping kobold on your lap.

Sinks beard into keyboard and says: what kind of a dwarf would want to be away from the ground?

[Eric Blank]

One who is high?

[wierd]

Actually, a horse is extremely unlikely to step on a prone body.  Even in the heat of battle, trampling is uncommon.  Bulls though?  Those fuckers will stomp ALL OVER you!

Not entirely true.  Horses can take delight in slaughter, just as much as humans can.

My sister has a purebred arabian mare, named athena. (Well named)

She will not permit a man to ride her.  She barely tolerates me to lead her around, and put a halter on her, but is otherwise a good, spunky rinding horse.

If my sister tells her to, she will stomp things.  She particularly likes to stomp dogs, but *will* stomp people if she thinks it's OK.

Being prone on the ground wouldn't fase her a bit.

[Loud Whispers]

I didn't know you were so princess-like. I'm seeing you across a blue sky, atop your white horse with a sleeping kobold on your lap.

You do realize you just called Gandalf the white a princess.

It just seems like a lot after than one post about dwarf archers turned into a seven page long argument over traditional British longbowmen and then into a fight about which style of sword was the best.

Well I was arguing about Rapiers and Katana being specialized weapons, then some people decide to bring nationalism and fundamentalism into the mix :/

Oh and the down right insults at the end.