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Author Topic: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game  (Read 6449 times)

KodKod

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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2012, 08:43:57 pm »

Don't touch it, you don't even know where it's been.
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Corai

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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2012, 08:45:18 pm »

Don't touch it, you don't even know where it's been.



...No I wont go there, and im a civilized kobold!
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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2012, 08:46:49 pm »

No doubt! They are scavengers! Don't you know what scavengers EAT?!

It's a threat to fortress health!
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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2012, 08:47:55 pm »

No doubt! They are scavengers! Don't you know what scavengers EAT?!

It's a threat to fortress health!




You two are racist to my species. >.>
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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2012, 08:51:25 pm »

No doubt! They are scavengers! Don't you know what scavengers EAT?!

It's a threat to fortress health!




You two are racist to my species. >.>

Oh, tell me then little filthsack, what exactly *DID* you eat last, HMMM?!

Because if you say "trousers", I will kick you into the ash furnace!
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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2012, 08:53:25 pm »

No doubt! They are scavengers! Don't you know what scavengers EAT?!

It's a threat to fortress health!




You two are racist to my species. >.>

Oh, tell me then little filthsack, what exactly *DID* you eat last, HMMM?!

Because if you say "trousers", I will kick you into the ash furnace!

+Masterwork Elf Stew+ with minced plump helmet, wild strawberries, and a touch of ground rat-weed as seasoning.

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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2012, 08:59:25 pm »

Dwarves don't eat filthy tree-banging, long-eared hippy perverts!

We strip them naked, tie them to one of their "beloved trees", and set them on fire!

With magma!


Those disgusting pan-hedonists even have the gall to openly claim to "love all living things"!

As such, clearly you are lying, you pint-sized pestilence purveyor!

One more falsehood out of you, and I'll clean you mouth out with magma!
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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2012, 09:20:58 pm »

Civilized kobolds wear hats.


Only the king does, im the emperor.

It says in my book here that the Kobolds have no notable leaders... This is most peculiar.

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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2012, 09:20:59 pm »

Dwarves don't eat filthy tree-banging, long-eared hippy perverts!

We strip them naked, tie them to one of their "beloved trees", and set them on fire!

With magma!


Those disgusting pan-hedonists even have the gall to openly claim to "love all living things"!

As such, clearly you are lying, you pint-sized pestilence purveyor!

One more falsehood out of you, and I'll clean you mouth out with magma!
Who knows what you got from eating that? What STDs do trees have?
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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2012, 09:23:29 pm »

Stumprot.

And knothole fungus.

Disgusting.
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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2012, 11:03:08 pm »

Civilized kobolds wear hats.


Only the king does, im the emperor.

It says in my book here that the Kobolds have no notable leaders... This is most peculiar.

Don't worry, he's only completely delusional. Makes them moderately mroe cute that they pretend Xxtroll fur silk trousersxX are actually ☼cat tallow biquits☼
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Re: King consort necromancer - Can't decide if I love or hate this game
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2012, 11:04:50 pm »

Civilized kobolds wear hats.


Only the king does, im the emperor.

It says in my book here that the Kobolds have no notable leaders... This is most peculiar.

Don't worry, he's only completely delusional. Makes them moderately mroe cute that they pretend Xxtroll fur silk trousersxX are actually ☼cat tallow biquits☼

*noms on Xxtroll fur silk tunic*


What? *puppy face*
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