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[PTTG??]

Obama has said he's against it, apparently. This, of course, doesn't mean much. On paper he's against state-sponsored torture and killing american citizens, too. But still, sounds like he might veto it.

[Aklyon]

No, they slapped a 'Scary Anonymous' label on it, and mentioned terrorists as a side-dish.

[Aklyon]

Quick, somebody make a bill spelling ZOMBIE!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Obama has said he's against it, apparently. This, of course, doesn't mean much. On paper he's against state-sponsored torture and killing american citizens, too. But still, sounds like he might veto it.

Oh please. "Obama" is synonymous with "spineless" by this point.

[GalenEvil]

Quick, somebody make a bill spelling ZOMBIE!

Zero Obfuscation of Mobile Bytes In Entertainment

Could probably be anything they want it to become as long as it involves mobile distribution of entertainment media; and of course it would have to have the most obfuscated language possible to make it sound legit >.> lolz

[lordcooper]

I'd vote yes on ZOMBIE, no matter what was being proposed.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

CISPA just passed in the House by a margin of about a hundred votes.

[lordcooper]

Which house?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

....the House of Representatives. No one calls the Senate a house unless they're talking about Congress as a whole.

[Scelly9]

CISPA just passed in the House by a margin of about a hundred votes.

Ah, the "my dick is 82 million dollars long" approach to government strikes again.

[Euld]

Title updated, thanks for the neco guys

Good grief I swear we have to sign these petitions every few months now.  Who elected these guys?

[PTTG??]

What a coincidence! I just recently started no longer viewing the House of Representatives as a valid governmental body.

[Aklyon]

The Senate is (supposedly, and constitutionally) the smarter of the two, since they aren't endlessly recampaigning for office every other year. But politics has shown how absolutely stupidifying it causes everything near it to be, so it'll probably be more stupid votes and no restrictions.

[Gamerlord]

What. The. Fuck.

You know what? Screw this shit. Someone build a retractable bridge on top of a volcano, I'm going to round these fuckers up and burrow them on top of it. Lets see them screw with our internet when they're melting to death.

[PTTG??]

There's more than two parties!

I've been saying this for years, the only way to throw away your vote is to vote for someone who isn't going to work for it. Democrats know that they don't need to actively do anything- they just need to be less terrible than the republicans. Republicans know that as long as they say they want to kill gays, they will win the conservative vote.

Neither party even attempts to do constructive things, because that requires cooperation, and that is politically impossible. Anyone who cooperates with the other side is, due to the intensity of the rhetoric, immediately a baby-eating terrorist.

But third parties can scare them! If several independents got in the senate and in the house, we'd see more proactive action from both sides, and less acceptance of the extremist republicans, purely because both sides would see the independents as potentially threatening tiebreakers- loose cannons that must be replaced with controllable party members.