Name one goblin philosophy that you disagree with?
All of them?
They hate children: So do dwarves
Goblins don't hate children. They
love children so much that they even want to snatch the children of others for themselves. (I, for one, would welcome this, if it didn't help the goblins Dwarf up in the process. Imagine if they learned to dig!) It's disgusting!
They build ridiculous above ground structures: Dwarves go for underground
They build ridiculous above ground structures
above ground
I think that illustrates the point here. Above ground buildings are a horrible perversion of every sacred principle of engineering!
They murder things: Dwarves murder everything!
Goblins don't murder dwarves. They annoy dwarves, and get paid in glorious
They use steel:Dwarves BLEED STEEL
No they do not, and no we do not. Goblins use puny copper and flimsy iron. Dwarves wear and wield shiny steel and Sweet Candy, and we bleed Glory!
The sooner we get over the pet hate the sooner we can start a 1000 year empire and kill of the inferior races like the elves, humans, kobolds, antmen and anything else that looks at our beards funny!
Allow me to present a differing opinion:
The Foreman hacks the Goblin Messenger in the lower body with his *steel battle axe*, tearing apart the muscle and spilling her stinking guts!
The Foreman hacks the Goblin Messenger in the head with his *steel battle axe*, and the severed head sails off in an arc!