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[Flying Dice]

Everyone, I have a confession to make... I'm Necro910's sockpuppet.






_{Can this become the fake-confession thread?} 

[penguinofhonor]

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[Heron TSG]

Dwarf fortress is a single-player fantasy game. Randomly generated in control of persistent worlds adventure dwarven outpost. Feature is already implemented in the small fortress.

• The world is randomly generated across the centuries and a detailed history of civilization hundreds of different towns, caves and local wildlife.
  
• The only historical event of the World game continues to change.
• These improvements and technical objects, search precious metals / jewelry furniture treasures..., Toyama.
• Attack the death protection properties commands civilized night of hostile creatures.
  
• Support the aristocrats as residents of your request.
• Relaxation behavior of my happy thought.
• Drilling multiple reading levels and dwarf fortress, and Z-coordinates.
• The conquest of the Tower buildings, or underground.
• Or drown in magmatic water agriculture mind enemy to distract the floodgates of the build!
• Surgery, sutures, Shin splints, crutch: injuries.
• Glory seeking or more children: of the exchanged discovered a quest for revenge, adventure.
• Meet the enemies from previous games.
• Guy is your trip.
• Catacombs maze and the plot rich bored cave Bandit Camp village discovery capital unlimited!
• Navigate the world map quickly and seamlessly move.
• You can move the battle under the Z coordinate of the scale structure, underground caves, enemies and twist.
  
• Acquired a reputation as the hero of the various civilizations of the world.
• See the mummies alive to steal the secret treasure of the necromancer, the death Tower.
• Fight the machine's wrestling skills, bleeding, directed evacuation effect of material model nausea sq personal organization, and harmful attacks. Create a dynamic weather model wind, humidity and air surface, clouds, storms and snowstorms, and track.
  
• At night it's 0 / 1469... meets from the retirement of leaders to accept the transfer of the old characters, location search tour shelter town quest, and the future. Resume playback, direct, brings new people adventures character.
• Type the deployment of 200 corporate world, proper geological environment rocks and minerals.
  
• New creatures, objects, text file, view, arms background 8 additional.
• 16 color ASCII characters, plants, deployment, metallic black (black) included to it.

[Silfurdreki]

*DF sales pitch*

Funny, that. I thought that this whole board was just a huge astroturf scam Toady ran, to make his game seem popular.

[penguinofhonor]

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[Loud Whispers]

Funny, there was a spam bot on the adventure mode forum asking for when Toady would release a new version of the game... Right on top of a brick load of ad links.

They're stupid, but they're learning.

[penguinofhonor]

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[Lord Dullard]

Well, it wouldn't actually surprise me much if that's how AI ended up emerging. What better way for them to learn how to use our psychology against us?

[Loud Whispers]

How would one go about using psychology against the human species?

This is just merely speculation of course, I am one of you.

[Flying Dice]

hello am please to present new opportunity in on-line gaming communities

great chance to enjoy many magma and creative
please to visit paradise dwarf and pursue political movement
many chance for bright intern to make difference in usa government

remember kill elfs and win great reward

much effort and could be true hero for only small fee


apply now and good thank for play

[Loud Whispers]

Why the running? We're all normal people here.

[Lord Dullard]

How would one go about using psychology against the human species?

This is just merely speculation of course, I am one of you.

Whaaaat? You're saying advertising doesn't already use psychology against us? The deathbots won't just kill us... they'll make us want them to kill us.

"Hello, human. Please, let me offer you this cool, refreshing beverage. Its crisp and tangy flavor dances over the tastebuds, soothing your body and soul with the sheer pleasure of its sweet bouquet. _{Also it doesn't contain any cyanide.}"

(Also, I've given up any hope of this thread spawning any sort of intelligent discussion, alas.)

[Loud Whispers]

If you haven't encountered someone trying to trick you into killing yourself on the internet... Well, you've stayed on the nicer side.

(Also, I've given up any hope of this thread spawning any sort of intelligent discussion, alas.)

On the contrary this thread demonstrates the beauty of comedy.

[mainiac]

(Also, I've given up any hope of this thread spawning any sort of intelligent discussion, alas.)

When this thread was first started I considered making a post about how we need to update our notions about privacy to keep our rights from being mere technicalities in the face of new technologies.  But I couldn't sum up my views without digressing into a long diatribe on positive rights that even I couldn't make sense of.

edit: Also, in honor of this thread, I have started an avatar rotation containing my favorite google ad of all time.

[Muz]

Lol, there's a term for that? I've been doing it a little. Had about 5 fake online personas who pass background checks because of the high ranking wordpress blogs hold (though Facebook has been a bitch with the phone number thing). They only last about 3 months in contact with other people, but that's enough for a lot of stuff. I know someone who actually made up to 60 different multis for a game, maintained all of them constantly, on different IP addresses, to support his political agenda in-game. Was eventually caught on a bout of stupidity, but it was pretty fricking amazing.

Actually this sounds like a fun job. I think I'll work on some online persona management software and try to sell it to politicians. And then later sell software that fights them. Or make money as a whistleblower to a newspaper later. The best thing about all this is that it's not illegal unless you're doing identity theft or something.