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KodKod

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2012, 09:29:34 am »
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2012, 10:03:50 am »
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KodKod

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2012, 10:05:14 am »
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2012, 10:08:48 am »
Quote from: KodKod on April 15, 2012, 10:05:14 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on April 15, 2012, 10:03:50 am
Quote from: KodKod on April 15, 2012, 09:29:34 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on April 15, 2012, 09:24:36 am
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Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on April 15, 2012, 09:20:31 am
The babe with the power!

What power?

The power of voodoo!

Who do?

You do!

Do what?

Remind me of the babe!


Speaking of which, you should place him in a cage on the surface, surrounded by a labyrinth filled with deadly traps and creatures
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KodKod

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2012, 10:12:58 am »
We successfully David Bowie'd all over this thread.

David Bowie is totally a verb.
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2012, 12:17:31 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 15, 2012, 10:12:58 am
We successfully David Bowie'd all over this thread.
That sounds disgusting.
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2012, 01:12:57 pm »
Quote from: McDwarf on April 15, 2012, 12:17:31 pm
Quote from: KodKod on April 15, 2012, 10:12:58 am
We successfully David Bowie'd all over this thread.
That sounds disgusting.

More like fabulous. I'm vaguely disappointed that it took a page and a half for a Bowie reference to sneak in, but oh well.
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2012, 01:23:21 pm »
Now you just need a spearkobold with absolutly no sense of smell mounted on a -very- cowardly wardog.
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2012, 03:54:02 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on April 09, 2012, 08:17:31 pm
Dwarves were conquered by goblins, and a goblin instilled as king.  Copy your world, abandon, check legends.  You've probably got a pretty interesting story.

Looks more like the opposite to me, that's not a goblin name... that's a goblin with a dwarven name.

Also, make him as badass as Cacame.
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2012, 09:21:12 pm »
did the dwarves ever war humans?

humans take slaves, slaves seem to reproduce and have freeborn off-race members of the civ.  if the dwarves then conquered the humans, they could possibly have integrated them.

or the whole site conquering mechanic, but i am less sure about how that works.
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2012, 09:44:19 pm »
melomel cancels comment:  Interrupted by mental image of David Bowie.

You need to find some way to dress him in dimple-dyed silk tights, leather boots, and a shirt made of feathers.

Bonus points if you build him a ballroom made entirely of crystal glass.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk.
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2012, 09:45:15 pm »
Quote from: melomel on April 16, 2012, 09:44:19 pm
melomel cancels comment:  Interrupted by mental image of David Bowie.

You need to find some way to dress him in dimple-dyed silk tights, leather boots, and a shirt made of feathers.

Bonus points if you build him a ballroom made entirely of crystal glass.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk.

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KodKod

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2012, 09:48:57 pm »
Quote from: melomel on April 16, 2012, 09:44:19 pm
melomel cancels comment:  Interrupted by mental image of David Bowie.
You need to find some way to dress him in dimple-dyed silk tights, leather boots, and a shirt made of feathers.
Bonus points if you build him a ballroom made entirely of crystal glass.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk.

Anyone who does all of that just for the sake of David Bowie really has to reconsider their priorities...

We know his crotch is on show all of the time, but stop thinking naughty thoughts.
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2012, 10:24:51 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 16, 2012, 09:48:57 pm
Quote from: melomel on April 16, 2012, 09:44:19 pm
melomel cancels comment:  Interrupted by mental image of David Bowie.
You need to find some way to dress him in dimple-dyed silk tights, leather boots, and a shirt made of feathers.
Bonus points if you build him a ballroom made entirely of crystal glass.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk.

Anyone who does all of that just for the sake of David Bowie really has to reconsider their priorities...

We know his crotch is on show all of the time, but stop thinking naughty thoughts.

Shush; it was a Special Moment™.  Don't ruin it with insinuations of Sock Heresy.
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Quote from: Schilcote on August 15, 2010, 06:43:28 pm
I HAVE THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND CRAFT ITEMS. I WILL TRADE THEM ALL FOR CHEESE.
Quote from: peskyninja on March 11, 2012, 05:51:33 am
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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2012, 10:55:49 pm »
Quote from: melomel on April 16, 2012, 10:24:51 pm
Shush; it was a Special Moment™.  Don't ruin it with insinuations of Sock Heresy.

Impure thoughts must be cleansed from your mind! Can you not see that they are distracting you from far nobler pursuits such as not thinking about David Bowie's crotch?

Also, please pass the brain bleach.
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