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Author Topic: The Goblin King?  (Read 16706 times)

Corai

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2012, 10:56:23 pm »

Shush; it was a Special Moment™.  Don't ruin it with insinuations of Sock Heresy.

Impure thoughts must be cleansed from your mind! Can you not see that they are distracting you from far nobler pursuits such as not thinking about David Bowie's crotch?

Also, please pass the brain bleach.

Here you go-Wait I need it now.
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melomel

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2012, 11:24:22 pm »

Be careful not to confuse it with other kinds of bleach.  It takes Volume 40  & AquaNet potions to maintain an 80s mane, and if you mistake peroxide for brain bleach, your head will end up like a truffula tree on the outside while still harboring internal visions of the Great Cucumber Heist of 1987.
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KodKod

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2012, 11:27:27 pm »

Be careful not to confuse it with other kinds of bleach.  It takes Volume 40  & AquaNet potions to maintain an 80s mane, and if you mistake peroxide for brain bleach, your head will end up like a truffula tree on the outside while still harboring internal visions of the Great Cucumber Heist of 1987.

I have no idea what you just said.

Am I out of my mind already?
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Loud Whispers

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #48 on: April 17, 2012, 04:52:30 am »

Nah, you're just in abundance of David Bowie

Reudh

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Re: The Goblin King?
« Reply #49 on: April 17, 2012, 05:43:06 am »

Gosh you guys are good at derailing a thread.


I also have a goblin king, but i'm not going to inflict my Terrifying Glacier on him. Thob Buneducim, member of dwarven civs since he came into being.
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