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NEW POLL: Deebus's custom job title?

Saviour
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Kobold
- 73 (36.9%)
Guardian
- 19 (9.6%)

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Author Topic: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.  (Read 193049 times)

Cassandra

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #420 on: November 04, 2012, 03:39:03 pm »
Taking on Bogeymen isn't all that special.

He just took down Bogeymen as a KOBOLD WITH A SPEAR. And won. Without lighting plants.

There's a difference between being able to slice them all in half, fighting one at a time...

And taking the hits, returning the hits with a spear, and winning.
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Xantalos

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #421 on: November 04, 2012, 03:41:38 pm »
You see, THAT sounds more impressive!
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #422 on: November 04, 2012, 04:35:37 pm »
Indeed. With bogeymen it's almost always a guaranteed loss if you start taking any sort of damage, because pain or nausea or whatnot else will result in decreased speed, which results in being hit more per turn. Not to mention that any given head shot, which is very common from bogeymen, has a 50% chance to smash your brains into paste, it seems. You're one lucky SOB, Deebus.
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Cassandra

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #423 on: November 04, 2012, 04:37:18 pm »
And any Bogeymen with horns can impale your brain, nomatter the armor.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Xantalos

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #424 on: November 04, 2012, 04:38:13 pm »
I find hits to the head in general are fatal. Perhaps the inabitants of Armokia have thin skulls?
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Cassandra

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #425 on: November 04, 2012, 04:40:32 pm »
My Masterwork Titanium Helm actually deflects most headshots. It's just stabbing that pierces armor.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Corai

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #426 on: November 04, 2012, 05:17:31 pm »
Deebus is made of badass. Nuff said.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #427 on: November 04, 2012, 08:41:10 pm »
Quote from: Corai on November 04, 2012, 05:17:31 pm
Deebus is made of badass. Nuff said.

He is like some harbinger of death.
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WillowLuman

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #428 on: November 04, 2012, 11:05:18 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 04, 2012, 02:09:30 pm
He pelted and pelted them, snapping off horns and antennae,

Well, that helped against the goring anyway. That bastard with the wings did most of the damage.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #429 on: November 04, 2012, 11:59:18 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 04, 2012, 11:05:18 pm
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 04, 2012, 02:09:30 pm
He pelted and pelted them, snapping off horns and antennae,

Well, that helped against the goring anyway. That bastard with the wings did most of the damage.
Still, those feet are a pain in the neck.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #430 on: November 05, 2012, 01:36:18 am »
Quote from: Thecard on November 04, 2012, 11:59:18 pm
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 04, 2012, 11:05:18 pm
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 04, 2012, 02:09:30 pm
He pelted and pelted them, snapping off horns and antennae,

Well, that helped against the goring anyway. That bastard with the wings did most of the damage.
Still, those feet are a pain in the neck.
Or in the ear, in this case.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #431 on: November 05, 2012, 03:44:36 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 05, 2012, 01:36:18 am
Quote from: Thecard on November 04, 2012, 11:59:18 pm
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 04, 2012, 11:05:18 pm
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 04, 2012, 02:09:30 pm
He pelted and pelted them, snapping off horns and antennae,

Well, that helped against the goring anyway. That bastard with the wings did most of the damage.
Still, those feet are a pain in the neck.
Or in the ear, in this case.
Damnit!  You've punned my pun!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

WillowLuman

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #432 on: November 05, 2012, 08:31:55 pm »
If what I've gathered is correct, the general consensus is
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #433 on: November 05, 2012, 08:40:36 pm »
Yeah.  Yeah, that's him.
Also,
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #434 on: November 05, 2012, 10:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on November 05, 2012, 08:40:36 pm
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But not for you, Deebus.
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