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NEW POLL: Deebus's custom job title?

Saviour
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Kobold
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Author Topic: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.  (Read 193088 times)

Corai

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #150 on: May 07, 2012, 09:09:59 pm »

Since you been gone I have been trying to squash Deebus.




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Hanslanda

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #151 on: May 07, 2012, 11:32:50 pm »

Maybe you should phone up that Bronze Colossus.  Its easier to squash things when you are five hundred times their size. And besides, if he dies, you can sell the statue for !!Profit!!.
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WillowLuman

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #152 on: May 07, 2012, 11:51:55 pm »

Wait, does that mean you loaded the game, retired Deebus, and attempted to kill him with other adventurers? If you want to do it really directly, I think that the mods (which otherwise affect the game in no way whatsoever) enable outsider play on many species. Don't rightly remember which ones, though.

PS: !!SCIENCE!! Suggests that what's needed to kill Bronze King Murime are in his own shrine....
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Hanslanda

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #153 on: May 08, 2012, 05:56:04 pm »

You think Deebus could do it?  I have faith in him, but faith kinda pales in the face of two tons of angry metal.
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Thecard

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #154 on: May 08, 2012, 09:52:49 pm »

This story would be badass for a human, I never thought a kobold could do this much damage.
Do you think we can weaponize them?
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #155 on: May 08, 2012, 10:07:21 pm »

Kobolds?  It seems Hugo Luman already has...
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #156 on: May 09, 2012, 03:39:49 pm »

But in fortress mode.  I'm thinking more along the lines of a kobold-a-pult.  I don't remember If they attack gobbos though.
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WillowLuman

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #157 on: May 09, 2012, 07:57:25 pm »

If you arm and train them, they might just surprise you. But most kobolds lack courage, fleeing rather quickly if a few are killed or they take injuries. You'll have to find a way to steel their naturally skittish minds.

Corai, since you seem to be on a drawing spree lately, what do you think Deebus would look like, decked out in all his gear?
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Corai

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #158 on: May 09, 2012, 08:00:39 pm »

If you arm and train them, they might just surprise you. But most kobolds lack courage, fleeing rather quickly if a few are killed or they take injuries. You'll have to find a way to steel their naturally skittish minds.

Corai, since you seem to be on a drawing spree lately, what do you think Deebus would look like, decked out in all his gear?

Finally, someone noticed! Maybe.......
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Mudcrab

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #159 on: May 10, 2012, 04:45:55 pm »

Epic! Can't wait for more! Although surely you savescummed a couple times...

A cave dragon? Killed by a kobold? With a silver spear? Has to be one of the shittiest, ineffective weapons in the game.

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #160 on: May 10, 2012, 08:52:13 pm »

Not savescummed yet, surprisingly. Was considering it when I saw that infected finger the first time, but I think I'll just go on. With legendary sneaking, though, Deebus is fairly hard to kill. I just got lucky enough to survive long enough to attain it.

If Deebus should die in an incredibly cheap way, though, I may consider savescumming. Opinions?
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #161 on: May 11, 2012, 03:01:06 am »

If it's ridiculous enough, like a river freezing over while you cross it, a gopher or some other near-vermin bites you in the groin/whatever and you pass out instantly and it eats you (happened to me) or spontaneous kobold combustion (also happened to me...), then there's nothing wrong with savescumming.

If you get your skull punched in by a troglodyte, then that trog deserves a medal, and you've at least had a warrior's death. Even if it was the first round of combat after sneaking up to it.

Deebus' legendary ambushing skill has probably increased his agility attribute by several orders of magnitude, as would dodging skill increase (which proved a very rapid way to level agility for a minotaur in the arena.) Deebus is going to be very difficult to kill just because he's fast and hard to see, thus gets a lot of hits in before being spotted. If he has good dodging skill and some experience with a shield, that's yet another defense.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #162 on: May 11, 2012, 11:22:36 am »

If it's ridiculous enough, like a river freezing over while you cross it, a gopher or some other near-vermin bites you in the groin/whatever and you pass out instantly and it eats you (happened to me) or spontaneous kobold combustion (also happened to me...), then there's nothing wrong with savescumming.

If you get your skull punched in by a troglodyte, then that trog deserves a medal, and you've at least had a warrior's death. Even if it was the first round of combat after sneaking up to it.

Deebus' legendary ambushing skill has probably increased his agility attribute by several orders of magnitude, as would dodging skill increase (which proved a very rapid way to level agility for a minotaur in the arena.) Deebus is going to be very difficult to kill just because he's fast and hard to see, thus gets a lot of hits in before being spotted. If he has good dodging skill and some experience with a shield, that's yet another defense.

I have downloaded deebus and I ask you to please please be very cautious with him. Although his story is epic and awesome, he's little more than your average kobold in all but cunning and courage. As weapons go, I'd advise raining victims from afar with his bow and then ripping their throats with bare teeth when they pass out.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #163 on: May 11, 2012, 02:42:37 pm »

Yeah, if it's a BS death, you should savescum, I mean, it would be obligatory if something happened like a quick-freeze river.  Of course, keep in mind kobolds should be handled with care.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #164 on: May 11, 2012, 04:26:31 pm »

Death through combat however, a worthy end
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