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Author Topic: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.  (Read 193835 times)

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #525 on: January 17, 2013, 08:38:17 am »

Planning on tying it to a pole to make a glaive, actually.

Is that even possible!?

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #526 on: January 17, 2013, 10:07:57 am »

Planning on tying it to a pole to make a glaive, actually.

Is that even possible!?
The plan is to mod in a custom reaction to make it possible.  See round abouts page 20 of this thread...

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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #527 on: January 17, 2013, 02:17:45 pm »

All I have to do is edit an existing reaction, keeping only the ID. Something that kobolds can't use. If I ever began a fort, I could change them all back (though starting one is likely impossible.)
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #528 on: January 22, 2013, 04:08:51 pm »

Posting because this is one of the most epic stories on these boards, and because it will spread kobold awareness throughout our occasionally biased forums.  God bless us, every one.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #529 on: January 22, 2013, 04:09:42 pm »

Posting because this is one of the most epic stories on these boards, and because it will spread kobold awareness throughout our occasionally biased forums.  Armok bless us, every one.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #530 on: January 22, 2013, 10:38:57 pm »

You know, its generally polite to explain why you choose to quote a post.  Now I'm just confused as to why you felt the need to repost my post, unless of course you are attempting another quote pyramid, in which case, I believe you have delved into the realm of the cliche.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #531 on: January 22, 2013, 11:05:14 pm »

What he meant to say was "What he said."
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« Reply #532 on: January 23, 2013, 01:51:44 pm »

What he meant to say was "What he said."
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #533 on: January 24, 2013, 01:58:50 am »

What he meant to say was "What he said."
Yep.

You know, its generally polite to explain why you choose to quote a post.  Now I'm just confused as to why you felt the need to repost my post, unless of course you are attempting another quote pyramid, in which case, I believe you have delved into the realm of the cliche.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #534 on: January 24, 2013, 07:44:44 am »

Sense makes not of bay12! Attempt understand it not!
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #535 on: January 24, 2013, 09:19:51 am »

Grbliflingr Jpifikikilis Mayhaps Pollywabble....
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #536 on: January 24, 2013, 09:28:28 pm »

Unca Hugoluman, why is does your head spin around 7 times everytime you say the word xantalos?  And what's a pollywabble?
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #537 on: January 24, 2013, 10:55:52 pm »

Why, it's simple! Listen closely...

BTW, update hopefully coming tomorrow.
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« Reply #538 on: January 24, 2013, 11:10:05 pm »

Unca Hugoluman, why is does your head spin around 7 times everytime you say the word xantalos?  And what's a pollywabble?
Am I already a dark legend here? How adorable.
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Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« Reply #539 on: January 27, 2013, 07:37:28 pm »

Whew, finally! Anyway, encountered a very redundant titan. Some details: how does a kobold land certain hits on a creature many times his size?


Just a short distance away, hidden in the perpetual blowing snows of the glacier where Deebus killed his first bear, there lay Angardian the Autumnal Blossom, the freak-dragon. At least, it was commonly thought to be a dragon, though it seemed a very deformed one. Angardian walked upon two legs, with two disturbingly small arms for forelimbs, and wings of stretched skin over visible bone sprouting from its back. But it was big, scaly, had a regal bearing, and was known to breath fire.

It lived in a stone grove, perhaps having been abandoned by one of the stranger spirits. The pillars here were very tall, but sparse. Deebus would have to rely on the blowing snow for cover. He crept up to Angardian and, leaping, plunged his spear into the beast's right flank. He felt the point strike bone: with a roar, Angardian fell to the ground. Deebus yanked out his spear and circled around to find a better shot -- stepping right in from of the brute's eyes.
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He leaped away, turning his back from the light in its mouth. The ball of fire struck him, engulfing him in flames for half a second and lighting his polar bear pelt cloak on fire. He tore it off and cast it into the snow, distracting Angardian for the half moment he needed to slip back into hiding and renew his assault.

Coming up behind it, Deebus jumped upon Angardian's tail and stabbed it between the shoulders before leaping off again. A mere fleshwound, but he knew that with every flash of pain the beast grew weaker. He dashed back under, gashing a foot and then driving the spear upwards into Angardian's ribs. Dodging around underneath, he inflicted many deep wounds upon its belly and tail. Angardian fell to the ground once again, and he stabbed the tendon in its ankle to prevent it standing back up.

He stabbed again at the chest, this time sinking in deep and lodging in something firm and pulsing: the heart. Victory was near. He stabbed it again and again in the heart, Angardian trying futilely to dislodge him, but, with a massive pool of blood melting the snow away, at last the beast ceased moving.

Deebus jumped down from the beast's chest and walked over to pick up his pelt cloak. Whether by snow or blood, it had been extinguished.
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