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Saviour

30 (15.2%)

Slayer

38 (19.2%)

Stalker

38 (19.2%)

Kobold

73 (36.9%)

Guardian

19 (9.6%)

Total Members Voted: 192

[WillowLuman]

Well, Deebus will just have to live with it. Toady said he fixed fingernail injuries being fatal, anyway, so it should just stay the way it is for ever.

[Corai]

Hiding in the bushes with a kobold-sized assault rifle.


Stay still....stay still.......heheheheeheh.....

[WillowLuman]

Deebus senses Danger!
The spinning silver spear strikes Corai in the torso, shattering the rib cage and tearing the lungs!
Corai is sent flying by the force of the blow!
Corai strikes an obstacle and blows apart!

...were you hunting Deebus?

[Corai]

Deebus senses Danger!
The spinning silver spear strikes Corai in the torso, shattering the rib cage and tearing the lungs!
Corai is sent flying by the force of the blow!
Corai strikes an obstacle and blows apart!

...were you hunting Deebus?

Yes.

Is on a cliff, with a mini sniper rifle, with his spear. I am wearing a eyepatch.

No spear this time Deebus........WHERE DID HE GO?

.........TO THE WAGON!



I will not let such a young kobold threaten my nigh-unexisting power.

[WillowLuman]

In 200, Deebus learned the secret of kicking butt and taking names
The secret is to break their knees, then rip their neck open when they fall over in pain.
And don't worry, Deebus exists only on a miniscule island alone in a vast ocean. He can't destroy you. Yet.

[Corai]

If a kobold attacks Deebus, I demand it be referred to as Corai. I just realised this does not sound like a joke, so it is crossed out.


Bonus: Go on a warpath against other kobold-camps. Refer one as mine.



I really like the idea that you go to war with some kobold-buddies.

[WillowLuman]

The Kobolds of this island have enough suffering in their lives without civil war.

[Corai]

The Kobolds of this island have enough suffering in their lives without civil war.

Fair enough. But still, there thieves by nature, there bound to be hate between them. And its not a civil-war unless its the same tribe.

[WillowLuman]

They are united by oppression from Megabeasts, and together they steal from monsters whenever they can. I looked in legends, they even have markets in some caves for trading their stolen shiny things with each other.

[Corai]

MY GOD, THESE KOBOLDS ARE A DIRECT THREAT TO MY POWER.


Okay, wheres my NUKE ISLAND button....

[Vorthon]

MY GOD, THESE KOBOLDS ARE A DIRECT THREAT TO MY POWER.


Okay, wheres my NUKE ISLAND button....

Screw nukes. Telephone pole-sized rods of tungsten are more impressive. And less radioactive. Just imagine a lance of plasma and metal screaming through the atmosphere and striking the earth, causing a massive explosion. Orbital bombardment will remove the threat, and as a nice bonus, leave the island uncontaminated.

[WillowLuman]

Unfortunately, all the kobolds living in the caves would likely survive. Also, orbital MAC-ing the island would still reduce it to slag. If you want to destroy all life without destroying the geography, use a neutron bomb (though creatures deep underground would still be unharmed). Also, I think the real worry here is Bronze King Murime. He has a mean streak 200 years wide, with almost 1 kill for every year.

[Corai]

I just wanna kill the leaders-IDEA.






Charleen get my a meeting with Deebus......

[SkillageFTW]

Posting to watch

I like it.  Keep going!

I'd like to see your spear get a name, but can other objects also be named?  If you were to kill several megabeasts with a goblin's tooth, could it be named?

[Ozfer]

This is such an awesome story.  I need more!