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[Vanaheimer]

One of my recruit axedwarves just hacked apart a goblin thieves *right eyelid*. How the hell does attack an EYELID with an AXE o.o

[Girlinhat]

Eyelids were recently meddled with in a recent release.  Fun occurs.

Also, you can hack a rabbit in the eye with a great axe and get it lodged firmly in the wound without killing the creature.

[KodKod]

They are recruits, after all. How are they supposed to know the difference between "Kill" and "Dissect for medical experiments"?

[Lordraymond]

The spinning -rope reed fiber sock- strikes the pikeman in the upper body, shattering the left true ribs and bruising the pancreas!
The -rope reed fiber sock- has lodged firmly in the wound!

DF isn't much for logical combat, as realistic as it is.

[Loud Whispers]

I imagine it as the blade grazing past the eye, as the goblin dodges it barely- matrix style.

[King DZA]

careful, that goblin now has an excuse to wear an eyepatch. And as any well educated person knows, eyepatches give on average a 10-20% increase to general badassery.

[Corai]

The spinning -rope reed fiber sock- strikes the pikeman in the upper body, shattering the left true ribs and bruising the pancreas!
The -rope reed fiber sock- has lodged firmly in the wound!

DF isn't much for logical combat, as realistic as it is.

I once got into a fight with a 6 year old child. She punched me, it got stuck in the wound.

[Xebeth]

The spinning -rope reed fiber sock- strikes the pikeman in the upper body, shattering the left true ribs and bruising the pancreas!
The -rope reed fiber sock- has lodged firmly in the wound!

DF isn't much for logical combat, as realistic as it is.

That must have been one mightily dirty sock...

[AWdeV]

careful, that goblin now has an excuse to wear an eyepatch. And as any well educated person knows, eyepatches give on average a 10-20% increase to general badassery.

I doubt they have (properly black, no decorations) eyepatches on hand, so it should be fine if he kills the goblin before it can escape. If he escapes, OP might as well just retire now because that mother is going to come back. With a vengeance.

And a really bitchin' eyepatch.

[Vanaheimer]

After he mauled his eye lid, my axedwarf then removed the goblins head from it's body.

No eye patched orcs for me.

[killerx243]

If he does come back with an eyepatch throw stuff and shoot bolts at him, no depth perception 

[SixOfSpades]

DF isn't much for logical combat, as realistic as it is.

My favorite was when a Badger Sow was biting one of my Clothiers in the left lower leg, right hand, lower body, and throat . . . all at the same time.

[slink]

DF isn't much for logical combat, as realistic as it is.

My favorite was when a Badger Sow was biting one of my Clothiers in the left lower leg, right hand, lower body, and throat . . . all at the same time.

If you ever tried to gently lower an adult cat, who is a relative stranger to you, into bathwater, that statement would seem reasonable to you.   

[beefsupreme]

DF isn't much for logical combat, as realistic as it is.

My favorite was when a Badger Sow was biting one of my Clothiers in the left lower leg, right hand, lower body, and throat . . . all at the same time.

Until you've wrestled four different wolves with your teeth at the same time, you haven't gotten the fullest out of adventurer mode.

[ObeseHelmet]

DF isn't much for logical combat, as realistic as it is.

My favorite was when a Badger Sow was biting one of my Clothiers in the left lower leg, right hand, lower body, and throat . . . all at the same time.

Until you've wrestled four different wolves with your teeth at the same time, you haven't gotten the fullest out of adventurer mode.

Ditto slaying people with mere snowballs.