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[Delta Foxtrot]

They're a bunch of short orange people whom he rescued from living in trees and eating mushed caterpillars that tasted like shit. He pays them in chocolate and houses them all in his factory. Presumably, they get paid more than minimum wage if you come up with a chocolate-to-dollar conversion ratio - however, all they are fed is chocolate, so I'd imagine they are either all malnourished or have a very unique digestive system. It is unknown whether they get medical care or if wounded Oompa-Loompas are just thrown into the incinerator. As for other infrastructures, there's nothing in canon to indicate they do anything besides sing like creeps and do factory work.

Everlasting Gobstopper is Oompa-Loompas.

[Leafsnail]

I always thought the reason why the chicken needed to cross the road was a bit anticlimactic.

[nenjin]

So lets see

Willy Wonka
1) Is conducting slavery
2) Child Endangerment and Endangerment as well
3) Has an illegal monopoly
4) Hosted a SHAM competition where he picked the winners

Honestly why is he the good guy?

"I think I'd like to go into the candy business next...."

[kaijyuu]

Just noticed Gendou is wearing Mickey Mouse's gloves, complete with the 3 lines between the knuckles and wrists.

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[nenjin]

But what does it mean??

[EveryZig]

But what does it mean??

Walt Disney will turn you to tang.