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Mr. Palau

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #75 on: April 10, 2012, 06:42:11 pm »

If intelligence has anything to say, I hope we have a dongberry on us. lets get a hand on one without moving much. If it tries to eat you, smear it on its face. That should shock it if it isn't hostile. That should stop it for a second if it is.
I think we ate our only dongberry.
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zomara0292

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #76 on: April 10, 2012, 06:47:15 pm »

NOOOOOOO!!!! I thought we where at least a bi-pod. Ah well. If it is friendly, just sit still. if it produces any new odors that wasn't present before, pierce the ****out of it.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Dragor23

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #77 on: April 10, 2012, 07:53:17 pm »

You gasp and the creature flicks with his big, rounds eyes. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
But then, it returns to sittting and sniffing at you. It looks like a giant, feline creature, with 6 legs and large, slug-like eyes. It has a mouth full of sharp teeth. They rotate a little bit. It has green-brown fur, which is thick and oily.
You could try and stab it in the head to destroy its brain. Maybe this is an instant-kill. At the moment, this sick, disgusting, horribly and deadly monster is off-guard. You think.

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zomara0292

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #78 on: April 10, 2012, 07:54:54 pm »

Sit tight. it will move eventually.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Mr. Palau

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #79 on: April 10, 2012, 09:21:07 pm »

Sit tight. it will move eventually.
+1 to the brony
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Mr. Palau

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #80 on: April 11, 2012, 09:18:18 pm »

update?
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Dragor23

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2012, 07:49:36 am »

No update for you, kid.

You lie dead still and try to breathe small as possible. The creature now start to lick your body suit. It has a long, thick and lightly thorny tongue, but it doesn't hurt you or destroy your suit. But it tickles. Shit.
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terkiey

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2012, 08:45:24 am »

Stroke its back.
Make friends!
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Ehndras

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2012, 09:21:24 am »

Creepy ugly slug-kitten. Awww....~ FFFFUUUUUUUU-
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Re: Stranded
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2012, 10:31:37 am »

Shove the spear up its arse! FOOOOOD!
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zomara0292

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #85 on: April 12, 2012, 11:02:21 am »

Stroke its back.
Make friends!
. . . . . I actually agree with him, this time. but have the spear ready to attack it in case it move hostilely.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Dragor23

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2012, 11:09:57 am »

You ready yourself and tries to stroke its back.
OH SHIT, IT HISSES AND TRIES TO BITE IN YOUR CHEST!
You stab it in its head, blood is gushing out and this creature welps and dies quickly.
Holy shit, that was close.
Its red blood is everywhere.


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terkiey

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2012, 11:40:08 am »

drink blood wear its body on head.
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zomara0292

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2012, 11:55:09 am »

drink blood wear its body on head.
No and maybe.
Go back to the water and gut the creature with your sharp part of the spear. clean out the inside and try to separate the skin from the meat. clean the skin and find some rope to hang the meat from, draining it of its blood. Hang the meat from a high place, like a tree. gather dry leaves and sticks from around the tree and see if you can start a fire with (clueless on this part). cook small part of the meat and eat it. hopefully no predators will come around. plus, slow cooking the meat would be a horrid idea. it creates an attractive smell.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

terkiey

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Re: Stranded
« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2012, 12:48:21 pm »

Put the corpse on head, use the hole you made in its head to wear it like a hat.

Drink blood by sticking tongue out.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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