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[Mr. Palau]

Ok wait the ten minutes for the lip test next to the river and watch and see if any animals come and drink from it, if some do drink greedily from the river, if none do drink only a tiny bit at the end of the ten minutes.

[Vorthon]

I'm just hoping that the animals here look really, really weird.

[Blade Master Model 42]

I'm just hoping that the animals here look really, really weird.

Genital animals. It is the only possibility.

[Dragor23]

Vagina dogs.

[Ehndras]

Go to river. Test water for instant flesh-melting acidity. Then, drink 3 sips. Drinking water or eating food from a foreign location always makes a person sick, so expect to have the shits. Regardless, with food and drink taken care of, our most important issue is shelter and protection.

[Vorthon]

I was thinking weird as in 'Barely baring any resemblance to terrestrial life' weird.

Anyways, +1 to what Ehndras said.

[Dragor23]

You dip your finger in the stream. It does not burn, your flesh is not melting away. You drink three sips to quench your thirst. It's taste like normal water.

You sit down and think about your situation. You have no idea how do you get away from this planet...
That makes you depressed. You sob a little bit and press your knees against your chest.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hunger : light grumble
thirst : thirsty
drowsyness : alert
Wounds : minor cuts, sprained left hand, laceration on right temple
Illnesses :
Inventory:
Bodysuit - a tight, bright blue bodysuit. Nothing really special, but it looks fancy.
-makeshift spear. A rod, a sharp piece of junk and wire.

[Vorthon]

We're still thirsty! Drink more water!

Also, start gluing things together with dongberry goo to distract ourself from the horror of being stranded here.

[terkiey]

I hope the local wildlife doesn't consist of these.

Spoiler: What is dat? (click to show/hide)

'Tis a ,'Gaping Dragon,' from the game Dark Souls.

[Mr. Palau]

I hope the local wildlife doesn't consist of these.

Spoiler: What is dat? (click to show/hide)

'Tis a ,'Gaping Dragon,' from the game Dark Souls.

That would suck, but the dragon looks awsome.

[Dragor23]

You're still thirsty, so why not drink more from the... Woah.... Why is your head spinning... You stumble and....
*thump*
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You wake up. Your head is killing you. What the fuck was going wrong? You think the dongberry has do something with this...
You blink and open your eyes. You close your eyes. You open them again.
BY THE GLORY OF IMPERATOR DRAGOR III!
A GIANT ANIMAL IS SITTING ON YOUR CHEST!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

hunger : hungry!
thirst : dehydrated
drowsyness : STRESS!!!
Wounds : minor cuts, sprained left hand, laceration on right temple
Illnesses :  severe headace
Inventory:
Bodysuit - a tight, bright blue bodysuit. Nothing really special, but it looks fancy.
-makeshift spear. A rod, a sharp piece of junk and wire.

[Ehndras]

Lay still.

First of all, quite obviously, examine what the hell is on our chest. If it was hostile it'd have eaten/attacked us, so it must be a curious creature of some sort.

[Mr. Palau]

Lay still.

First of all, quite obviously, examine what the hell is on our chest. If it was hostile it'd have eaten/attacked us, so it must be a curious creature of some sort.

Aww it must be freindly, or just full on the last thing it killed and waiting until it is hungry again.  +1 to what he said.

[Mr. Palau]

accident double post my bad...

[zomara0292]

If intelligence has anything to say, I hope we have a dongberry on us. lets get a hand on one without moving much. If it tries to eat you, smear it on its face. That should shock it if it isn't hostile. That should stop it for a second if it is.