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[Vorthon]

Panic at the reactions to the armberries. (Bah, too lazy to try to remember what colour they are.)

[Dragor23]

WAAAAH, PANIC, PANIC! YOUR ARMS, YOUR FUCKING ARMS! YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR RIGHT ARM! HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE!
*pant pant pant*
Screaming like a little girl sure helps. You resist the urge to scratch your left arm with your teeth. That would be a horrible idea.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hunger : satisfied
thirst : light thirst
drowsyness : alert
Wounds : several minor cuts, sprained left hand, laceration on right temple
Illnesses : OHMYGAWDTHEARMS
Inventory:
Bodysuit - a tight, bright blue bodysuit. Nothing really special, but it looks fancy.
-makeshift spear. A rod, a sharp piece of junk and wire.

[Mr. Palau]

I knew the only edible berries would be the penis berries, I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw that coming. Anyway try to eat more of them and calm down. After you found a bunch to eat wander through the forest looking for some aqua.

[Dragor23]

What? The penis berries are edible?

This is still lacking evidence!

[Ehndras]

I knew the only edible berries would be the penis berries, I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw that coming.

God damn it

[Donuts]

Penis berries. Being unpredictable since 1989

[Dragor23]

I knew the only edible berries would be the penis berries, I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw that coming.

God damn it

Oh god, I didn't saw that pun.

[Vorthon]

Well, for evidence, there's the whole fact that the penis berries are the only ones that didn't cause a reaction with the skin test. Now to move on to the lip test!

[Dragor23]

Or maybe it just takes longer...

[Mr. Palau]

Well, for evidence, there's the whole fact that the penis berries are the only ones that didn't cause a reaction with the skin test. Now to move on to the lip test!

Yes, but only with the penis berries.

I knew the only edible berries would be the penis berries, I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw that coming.

God damn it

Oh god, I didn't saw that pun.

Neither did I, but in retrospect it is a very funny one  .

Or maybe it just takes longer...

No that would ruin what I believe to be your planned hillarity of having the only significant source of food on this plant be penis shaped berries.

[Dragor23]

Come on! This would be incredibly silly. 

[Ehndras]

Whoa. Major deja-vu.

[Dragor23]

Whoa. Major deja-vu.

Do I want to know what you mean? 


Anyway, SPOILER ALERT!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No, a diet only consisting of penis berries will not be part of the game! 

[Vorthon]

Still, proceed to the lip test with the penis berries.

[Dragor23]

You go in the woods, the itchy feeling and the paralysis fades away. Pweew, you're a lucky one. The goo, however, got hard and you scratch it away. Your skin is normal. More luck, hooray!
You lip-test the blue berry, smearing a small amount of liquid goo over your lips. Let's see what's happening. Hopefully nothing bad.

And YES! You find a small stream in the woods! Awesome. But... It is drinkable? It seems to be pretty clear.  You get thirsty.

Hunger : light grumble
thirst : thirsty
drowsyness : alert
Wounds : minor cuts, sprained left hand, laceration on right temple
Illnesses :
Inventory:
Bodysuit - a tight, bright blue bodysuit. Nothing really special, but it looks fancy.
-makeshift spear. A rod, a sharp piece of junk and wire.