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[McFlow]

So, another facepalm moment.

McFlow is overseering his a fortress and his second siege ever arrives at the gates of The Righteous Incest, part of "The Familial Sack" civilization. He is masterfully prepared. Although the military only consists of seven dwarves total with mediocre training, fields full of cage traps and a spike corridor stand between The Righteous Incest's wealth of treasures and the siegers.

He orders the metalsmiths and woodburners inside, who have their workshops inside the outside walls, but outside of the trap system. ((I thought wood burning would cause smoke and had to be done outside, silly me.)) The spike corridor consists instead of firm stone is surrounded on all sides by a deep pit. The spikes are connected to a lever. No sieger will ever pass without falling into the depths of the mountain. Mc Flow smiles, and tells one of his minions to repeatedly pull the lever.

Combat reports start streaming in. A small and sturdy creature storms into the overseers office. "They're all dead! They're all dead!" The overseer bursts into laughter. "Lower the drawbridge. Collect the skulls of the siegers and make sure future enemies will know what they are messing with!" The other dwarf blinks quickly a few times and begins rapidly spewing words. "I am not talking about the siegers. The forgers of our metal! Urist McWeaponSmith, Urist McSmelter, all of them. They have turned into Urist McSpiked, UristMcSquatted, Urist McDead, Urist McBoneless."

The overseer facepalms.

[Garath]

welcome to the club. I forgot to cancel lever pulling while cleaning up a siege that got impaled

[KodKod]

Do not lament their loss; Armok cares little from whence the blood flows.

[Loud Whispers]

You must build more spikes, to honour their sacrifice.

[SRD]

They also mounted your dwarves on pikes without touching them aswell.. You have an inner goblin inside you.

[Archereon]

They also mounted your dwarves on pikes without touching them aswell.. You have an inner goblin inside you.

Pff...Like dorfs don't do that to themselves already.

Anyhow, KodKod is right; If large amounts of death and mayhem isn't occurring at all times, Armok is disappoint.

!!FUN FOR THE !!FUN GOD

SOCKS FOR THE SOCK THRONE!!!

[Talvieno]

They also mounted your dwarves on pikes without touching them aswell.. You have an inner goblin inside you.

You know Armok is smiling.

...KodKod probably is too.

[Masta Crouton]

to hell with armok.

if he comes down fillin' my monthly quotas, he don't get no worship down in my mines.

*smokes cigar*