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IT 000

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Re: Human diplomat = vampire demon deity!?
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2012, 12:47:36 am »
It's simple, at the end of the day demons want the same thing you or I do, a home, an honest wage, and plenty of warm blood.
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Re: Human diplomat = vampire demon deity!?
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2012, 12:49:55 am »
Quote from: Jachim on April 06, 2012, 05:17:42 pm
A huge kangaroo twisted into humanoid form with external ribs. It undulates rhythmically. Its eyes glow azure. Its amethst hair is long and straight. Beware its hunger for warm blood!

Hunger for warm blood?  I guess that explains why the human caravan keeps bringing barrels and barrels of the stuff.  He's just trying to be nice!

Also, this probably makes me a horrible person, but I imagine it opening relations by greeting your dwarves with a hearty "G'day mate!"
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Re: Human diplomat = vampire demon deity!?
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2012, 09:00:09 pm »
It can't be as bad as the Kangaroo Jack movie.
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Re: Human diplomat = vampire demon deity!?
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2012, 09:27:46 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 06, 2012, 05:19:58 pm
Runesmith it into your fortress, then runesmith it into your army.




Runesmith is out!?
*Checks*
Not cool...
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