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[davros]

Yeah. Just take a movie, and tell it via announcements.
Here's End of Evangelion

Asuka cancels angst: Unconscious.
Shinji Ikari cancels bring water: being disgusting.
The stray kitten has been struck down!
A vile force of darkness has arrived!
Shinji Ikari cancels cower: interrupted by Human Gunman.
Misato Katsuragi has entered a martial trance!
Misato Katsuragi cancels save Shinji: too injured.
Misato Katsuragi has been struck down!
Kyoko Zeppelin Soryu, ghostly airship has risen and is haunting the Geofront!
Asuka has entered a martial trance!
Asuka cancels awesome: needs more power.
Asuka has been struck down!
Gendo Ikari cancels ascend to godhood: interrupted by Ritsuko.
Ritsuko has been struck down!
Gendo Ikari cancels ascend to godhood: interrupted by Rei.
Gendo Ikari cancels dignity: interrupted by cowardliness.
Gendo Ikari has been struck down!
Shinji Ikari cancels angst: too insane.
Shinji Ikari has entered a deep melancholy.
Shinji Ikari cancels angst: interrupted by Giant Naked Rei.
Asuka cancels lean on table: too insane.
Asuka has gone berserk!
Shinji Ikari cancels beg for help: interrupted by Asuka.
Asuka cancels ‘The Reason You Suck’ speech: too injured.
Bridge technician cancels fight: interrupted by The End of All Days.
Yui Ikari, ghostly Mad Scientist, has risen and is haunting the Geofront!
Giant Naked Rei cancels bring about The End of All Days: interrupted by FUCK IF I KNOW!
Giant Naked Rei has been struck down!
Shinji Ikari cancels preemptive self-defense: interrupted by affection.
Asuka cancels affection: interrupted by disgust.

[Loud Whispers]

Urist McUristson has been found dead!
The Husk has burned to death.
Urist McNorwegianson has been found dead!x3
Urist McPilotson has been found dead!
Urist McNotahusk has been shot and killed.
Urist McNorwegianson has been found mutilated!x2
The vile creature Thing has arrived! Beware it's impending assimilation!

*Everything set on fire*

Your settlement has crumbled.

~The Thing

[HorridOwn4ge]

Johnny Depp cancels drive: Too Intoxicated

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hm...

Some Migrants have arrived.
Electic Fence toppled by Tyrannosaurus.
Your settlement has crumbled to its end.

...Yeah, Jurassic Park doesn't have a lot of announcements in DF, especially now that you have to find the body to get the "struck down" message.

[hermes]

William Munney cancels herd pig: too aged
William Munney cancels mount horse: too aged
Sheriff Little Bill is fighting William Munney!
William Munney cancels fight back: too sick
Sheriff Little Bill is fighting Ned!
Sheriff Little Bill is enraged!
Ned has been struck down
William Munney cancels sobriety: too pissed
William Munney has entered a marshal trance!
Everyone has been struck down

I just watched The Unforgiven again last night.  Awesome movie, and I think on second watching it's easier to pick up on the subtext.

[kaijyuu]

Marty cancels Play Guitar: Dangerous Terrain.
Marty cancels sleep: Interrupted by Doc
Doc cancels test time machine: Interrupted by Libyans
Doc has been shot and killed
Marty has entered a driving trance
Marty cancels run away: Hit 88 miles per hour and saw some serious shit
Libyans have collided with an obstacle
Marty has collided with an obstacle
Marty cancels return to 1985: Requires 10000 Plutonium
Marty cancels drink: Interrupted by George
George cancels drink: Interrupted by Marty
George cancels peep: Interrupted by car
Marty has collided with an obstacle
Marty cancels rest: Interrupted by Lorraine
Marty cancels put on pants: Item inaccessible
Marty cancels eat: Interrupted by perverted mother
Doc cancels test machine: Throwing tantrum
Doc has calmed down
Doc cancels help Marty: Throwing tantrum
Doc has calmed down
George cancels ask Lorraine out: Interrupted by Biff
Biff cancels bully: Interrupted by Marty
Marty has entered a skateboard trance
Biff has collided with an obstacle
Marty cancels date mother: Too disgusted
Marty cancels park: Interrupted by Biff
Musician hacks his hand in the finger with his Knife, tearing the muscle
Biff cancels rape: Interrupted by George
George punches Biff in the head, bruising the muscle
Biff has been knocked unconscious!
Marty cancels play guitar: Too injured
Marty enters a guitar trance
Dancers cancel dance: Not ready for that yet
A lightning storm drifts near!
Doc cancels read note: Throwing tantrum
Doc has destroyed a note
Marty cancels drive: Requires power
Marty jams his head on the steering wheel, bruising the muscle
Marty has entered a driving trance
Marty has collided with an obstacle
Doc gets shot in the chest with Bullet, but the attack is deflected by his Bulletproof Vest x27
Libyans have collided with an obstacle
Marty is stricken by melancholy
Marty has calmed down
Marty cancels inspect truck: Interrupted by Jennifer
Marty cancels kiss: Interrupted by Doc
Doc cancels drive: where he's going, he doesn't need... roads
Are you sure you want to quit?
Saving game....

[yarr]

What the hell am I doing lol

[yarr]

There was a thread like this already sometime ago. Can't find it tho

[yarr]

What the hell am I doing lol

EDIT: YEP! Someone is durnk

[Loud Whispers]

_{meep triple post}

[kingubu]

Frodo cancels wear ring:  Job Item Lost or Destroyed

[chewie]

There was a thread like this already sometime ago. Can't find it tho

here you go

[Awessum Possum]

The Princess Bride pt. 1

'Buttercup' princess cancels ride: Interrupted by Human thief.
The Human thief strikes the princess in the head bruising the fat!
'Inigo' Human swordsman cancels sail: Interrupted by 'local fishermen'.
'Buttercup' princess cancels flee: Interrupted by shrieking eel.x14
The Human wrestler punches the shrieking eel in the head bruising the fat!
'Vicini' Human thief cancel gloat: Interrupted by dread pirate.
'Wesley' Human dread pirate cancels climb rope: Job item lost or inaccessible.
'Inigo' cancels individual combat drill: Impatient.
The dread pirate strikes at the human swordsman with the +Steel rapier+ but the shot is blocked!x19
The human swordsman strikes at the dread pirate with the <<☼Steel rapier☼>> but the shot is blocked!x23
'Inigo' cancels lose: Not left handed.
'Wesley' cancels lose: Not left handed either.
The human swordsman strikes at the dread pirate with the <<☼Steel rapier☼>> but the shot is blocked!x10
The human swordsman misses the dread pirate.x3
The dread pirate strikes the human swordsman in the head with the hilt of the +Steel rapier+  bruising the fat!
The spinning rock misses the dread pirate!
The dread pirate punches the wrestler in the lower body but the attack is deflected by the rope reed fiber tunic!x3
The dread pirate grabs the wrestler by the upper body!
The dread pirate has collided with an obstacle!x2
'Fezzik' Human wrestler cancels fight: Unconscious.
'Wesley' cancels drink interrupted by: What in the world is that thing!
'Vicini' Human thief has been struck down!
'Wesley' cancels escape: Dangerous terrain.
'Vicini' Human thief has been found dead.
'Buttercup' cancels escape: Interrupted by realization.
'Humperdink' human prince cancels doubt self: Never wrong.
'Buttercup' cancels explore fire swamp: Dangerous terrain.x2
'Wesley' cancels watch for ROUSes: Doesn't believe in them.
'Wesley cancels not believe in ROUSes: Interrupted by ROUS.
The ROUS bites the dread pirate in the right shoulder tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The ROUS shakes the dread pirate by the shoulder!
The dread pirate brakes the grip of the ROUS's right front tooth on the dread pirates right shoulder!
The dread pirate grabs the ROUS by the upper body!
The dread pirate throws the ROUS by the upper body with his right lower arm!
The dread pirate stands up.
The dread pirate stabs the !!ROUS!! in the upper body with the +steel rapier+ piercing the lung!
The dread pirate stabs the !!ROUS!! in the upper body with the +steel rapier+ it is run through!
The ROUS has been struck down.
'Wesley' cancels escape: Interrupted by human prince.
Everyone cancels fight: Interrupted by 'Buttercup'
The count strikes the dread pirate in the head with the hilt of his *Steel rapier* bruising the fat!
The dread pirate loses consciousness.

[EmperorJon]

Someone do inception.

[kopout]

Someone do inception.

'kopout' cancels understand plot: Interrupted by recursion