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Author Topic: Roll to Fight Cross over version!  (Read 3838 times)

Caellath

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Re: Roll to Fight Cross over version!
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2012, 08:03:49 pm »

Dwarf: Full-bore cavalry charge. Ride him down!
Putin: Rip off the top of the suit, flex pecs and shout some profanities in russian, then shift to one side, hold out leg.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Devling

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Re: Roll to Fight Cross over version!
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2012, 08:09:35 pm »

Dwarf: The bear, noting that the conflict was between the nit on it's back, and the guy in the suit glaring with cold dead eyes.
That realized the bear dumped the confused midget and runs off into the sunset. (1)

Putin: Gritting his teeth he swung his leg out, but as seeing that the bear ran off, he looked rather silly. (3)
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 10:06:53 pm by Devling »
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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2012, 08:15:00 pm »

Dwarf: Rush against Putin.
Putin: Rip off the top of the suit, flex pecs and shout some profanities in russian, then stab the dwarf in the face.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Devling

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Re: Roll to Fight Cross over version!
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2012, 09:03:47 pm »

Dwarf: The dwarf, upon realizing that his mighty polar bear had forgotten him was quite disheartened. He only managed a half hearted 15 foot dash. (1)

Putin: Ripping off his shirt, flexing his pecs, and shouting "Это pizda", he charged knife barred, stabbing the dwarf in the face knocking out his front teeth! (5)
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 10:06:42 pm by Devling »
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« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2012, 09:59:51 pm »

Dwarf: Counter with ancient Dwarven headbutt-technique!

Putin: Mutter more Russian, and then carve a hammer and a sickle into the Dwarf.
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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2012, 10:14:38 pm »

Dwarf: Recalling his ancient heritage, the dwarf head butts Putin, breaking his false right rib! (4)

Putin: "Ош, тђе раіn, му ғаӀѕе гіь." Slashing with his +bronze carving knife+ to scratch the dwarfs armor... (3)
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Re: Roll to Fight Cross over version!
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2012, 10:44:49 pm »

Dwarf: Grab dirt, and throw it using all your special training you've built up in throwing dirts, sands and small rocks!

Putin: Grab Dwarf and use K.G.B. strangulation technique!
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Re: Roll to Fight Cross over version!
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2012, 10:50:46 pm »

Dwarf: Reaching down the dwarf notices there is no dirt. Or anything. He is in a white nothingness, with only a completely level white surface beneath him. Why is he here? Where did his bear run of to? Why is h- HURK! (1)

Putin: The dwarf, being distracted, does not notice Putin as he put him in a headlock, squessing until his eyes popped out in a hilarous cartoony fashion! (6)

PUTIN WINS
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Ultimuh

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Re: Roll to Fight Cross over version!
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2012, 10:53:07 pm »

So, who's next?
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2012, 10:54:03 pm »

So, who's next?
That, dear reader, is up to you.
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« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2012, 10:55:05 pm »

So, who's next?
That, dear reader, is up to you.

Then I choose.. Nixon to fight against the winner!

edit: or.. maybe not.. anyone got a better idea?
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Caellath

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« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2012, 10:57:06 pm »

We should try Nixon VS Gorbachev.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2012, 11:54:31 pm »

We should try Nixon VS Gorbachev.
Damn. I was gonna suggest something else. Then this happened.
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« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2012, 05:19:19 am »

We should try Nixon VS Gorbachev.

The question is..
Real life Nixon or Nixon's Head from Futurama?
« Last Edit: April 07, 2012, 05:21:56 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: Roll to Fight Cross over version!
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2012, 01:26:48 pm »

I say, have Eduard Khil (alias trololo guy) take out Pedobear!
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