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bukitodinos

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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2012, 07:40:39 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on April 06, 2012, 07:27:22 pm
> lunge for the jugular.
lester would NEVER harm his gods
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I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2012, 07:47:05 pm »
Quote from: bukitodinos on April 06, 2012, 07:40:39 pm
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on April 06, 2012, 07:27:22 pm
> lunge for the jugular.
lester would NEVER harm his gods
Unless he knew he could usurp them and be a BETTER god.

> lunge for the jugular.
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2012, 07:55:00 pm »
Quote from: thatkid on April 06, 2012, 07:47:05 pm
Quote from: bukitodinos on April 06, 2012, 07:40:39 pm
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on April 06, 2012, 07:27:22 pm
> lunge for the jugular.
lester would NEVER harm his gods
Unless he knew he could usurp them and be a BETTER god.

> lunge for the jugular.

Indeed! We must usurp the weak bipeds. They are unfit to be gods!
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2012, 02:44:17 am »
Quote from: greatorder on April 06, 2012, 08:11:33 pm
Quote from: Vorthon on April 06, 2012, 07:55:00 pm
Quote from: thatkid on April 06, 2012, 07:47:05 pm
Quote from: bukitodinos on April 06, 2012, 07:40:39 pm
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on April 06, 2012, 07:27:22 pm
> lunge for the jugular.
lester would NEVER harm his gods
Unless he knew he could usurp them and be a BETTER god.

> lunge for the jugular.

Indeed! We must usurp the weak bipeds. They are unfit to be gods!
>disable any cameras in house
>aim for windpipe again
>take position as GOD!
>make plans to take over world

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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2012, 07:30:57 am »
fine... working on it
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2012, 07:33:42 am »
Is this a picture of hitler on the wall?
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2012, 07:35:42 am »
i don't know...
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2012, 02:33:49 pm »
ok got it.

lester anger with fiery rage and slices the windpipe.. and takes the heads as trophies... but wait where are the little ones? He must train them.

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go!

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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2012, 03:34:26 pm »
Wait for them, You remember they always come back in the afternoon.
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2012, 04:21:49 pm »
but how does he train them?
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2012, 04:23:26 pm »
Danger Rooms!

That, or dancing. Why dancing? Because, that's why.
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2012, 04:25:00 pm »
No!

We abadon them in the forest.
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2012, 04:37:07 pm »
people won't obey a CAT they need a HUMEN to controll them, training is not opinal
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2012, 03:39:48 pm »
lester found the little humans, well one of them. The tiny one... meh it will have to do


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LESTER IS NOT TO BE CUDDLED
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2012, 03:43:28 pm »
Purr.
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