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Lester the cat
« on: April 06, 2012, 08:07:01 am »
You are Lester, an___ cat with the sole purpose of ____ his humans

fill in the blanks.

a picture of you!
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And your humans!
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now say what comes next!
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 08:49:27 am »
You are Lester, an fat cat with the sole purpose of brutally murderizing his humans.

>Begin evil plan
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 10:04:52 am »
You are Lester, an hero cat with the sole purpose of tenderizing his humans.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 10:22:36 am »
You are Lester, an obnoxious cat with the sole purpose of consuming the fish of his humans.

>Proceed to fall asleep on top of something important.
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 10:27:29 am »
You are Lester, an inert cat with the sole purpose of training his humans.

> Glare at hat-wearing human until it feeds us.
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 10:52:27 am »
You are Lester, an BLOOD KNIGHT cat with the sole purpose of MURDERING HEDONISTS AND SACRIFICING VIRGINS TO APPEASE THE DEITIES, WHOM ARE his humans.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 11:12:30 am »
This!
Quote from: TCM on April 06, 2012, 10:52:27 am
You are Lester, an BLOOD KNIGHT cat with the sole purpose of MURDERING HEDONISTS AND SACRIFICING VIRGINS TO APPEASE THE DEITIES, WHOM ARE his humans.

+1
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 11:15:47 am »
You are Lester, a dunecat with the sole purpose of taking all the spice from his humans.

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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2012, 01:55:44 pm »
Quote from: MikaTheCrazy on April 06, 2012, 11:12:30 am
This!
Quote from: TCM on April 06, 2012, 10:52:27 am
You are Lester, an BLOOD KNIGHT cat with the sole purpose of MURDERING HEDONISTS AND SACRIFICING VIRGINS TO APPEASE THE DEITIES, WHOM ARE his humans.

+1

+1
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
[(√[1]/∞)+3!+|Chicken|] / [100^(1/2)]

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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 03:06:52 pm »
and the winner is...

You are Lester, an BLOOD KNIGHT cat with the sole purpose of MURDERING HEDONISTS AND SACRIFICING VIRGINS TO APPEASE THE DEITIES, WHOM ARE his humans.

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lester needs virgins to sacrifice to his gods.
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Put the flag in the martini and were done!
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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2012, 03:41:10 pm »
Go outside and look for virgin cats!
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
[(√[1]/∞)+3!+|Chicken|] / [100^(1/2)]

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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 04:13:06 pm »
Quote from: bukitodinos on April 06, 2012, 03:06:52 pm
and the winner is...

You are Lester, an BLOOD KNIGHT cat with the sole purpose of MURDERING HEDONISTS AND SACRIFICING VIRGINS TO APPEASE THE DEITIES, WHOM ARE his humans.

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lester needs virgins to sacrifice to his gods.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTZctTG6cE


So, we need virgins!

Equip SWORD OF DIVINE CHAOS and head off to the closest LARP'ing convention or LAN Party.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 05:57:59 pm »
Quote from: terkiey on April 06, 2012, 03:41:10 pm
Go outside and look for virgin cats!
Lester obeys the voice in his head and looks.

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but he does not know where
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Put the flag in the martini and were done!
siggy!

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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 06:55:26 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on April 06, 2012, 06:13:30 pm
grab sword, find a cat-loving independant person, and make them follow you down a dark alley.

aim for the windpipe. they won't be able to scream.

lester can't seem to find people, well this bird will have to do...

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he takes off his blood armor when he enters the house..
the gods are angered by his meager offering lester goes outside dissapionted
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Put the flag in the martini and were done!
siggy!

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Re: Lester the cat
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2012, 07:27:22 pm »
> lunge for the jugular.
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