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Author Topic: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!  (Read 6055 times)

Corai

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Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« on: April 06, 2012, 05:51:27 am »
This kid is darn messed up...

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Who does he worship? Cause this make my laugh, so hard.
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Garath

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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 05:54:00 am »
probably some demon or some.
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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 05:55:06 am »
I once found a village in which ALL the children "Praised Murder."
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Corai

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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 06:00:40 am »
Im scared now, first that kid, now a were-child!

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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Loud Whispers

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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 07:19:38 am »
Deities of birth, new life e.t.c.

It's not that creepy really

(also common)

What is creepy on the other hand, is when they praise pestilence and wish you find death soon, meaning it with well intent and sincerity.
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The Dog Delusion

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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 07:43:46 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 06, 2012, 07:19:38 am
What is creepy on the other hand, is when they praise pestilence and wish you find death soon, meaning it with well intent and sincerity.

Or, apparently, when they become giraffes every time there's a full moon.
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Deathworks

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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 07:50:34 am »
Hello!

Quote from: The Dog Delusion on April 06, 2012, 07:43:46 am
Or, apparently, when they become giraffes every time there's a full moon.

Well, parents are always commenting about their children out-growing their clothes too quickly. This one is just a slightly extremer case :) :) :)

Yours,
Deathworks
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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 09:31:01 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 06, 2012, 07:19:38 am
What is creepy on the other hand, is when they praise pestilence and wish you find death soon, meaning it with well intent and sincerity.

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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2012, 05:11:38 am »
My favorite are the ones who worship a god of suicide.....
"These are dangerous times, so you should consider suicide."
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2012, 07:09:45 am »
Kids grow up fast in DF. You would, too, if you were the oldest person in your household at age 6.
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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2012, 12:56:57 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2012, 07:09:45 am
Kids grow up fast in DF. You would, too, if you were the oldest person in your household at age 6.
I would respond with "And whose fault is that?", but obviously, it's the parents own fault for not making those raw adamantine objects in time like the mayor told them to.
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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2012, 01:05:41 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 06, 2012, 07:19:38 am
Deities of birth, new life e.t.c.

It's not that creepy really

(also common)

What is creepy on the other hand, is when they praise pestilence and wish you find death soon, meaning it with well intent and sincerity.

Well, I have heard equal share of nonsense from real worshippers of certain (mostly monotheistic) religions. It does not strike me so odd - in cults, reason and critical thinking must go down the drain.
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2012, 01:18:10 pm »
Quote from: Kamamura on April 07, 2012, 01:05:41 pm
Well, I have heard equal share of nonsense from real worshippers of certain (mostly monotheistic) religions. It does not strike me so odd - in cults, reason and critical thinking must go down the drain.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2012, 01:48:08 pm »
I just found a mayor who praised lying, and told me to go on a journey to a land far away because they needed my help.

Still deciding whether or not to chop off his toes.
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Re: Now now child! Your to young to worship this!
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2012, 01:50:14 pm »
You need a reason to mutilate someone?
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.
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