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SRD

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Barbecued Clothes
« on: April 05, 2012, 11:54:12 pm »
k from the start, a FB with poisonous spittle or something came and I got my dwarf to kill it with ease, but the thing is he died of brain hemorraging or something and my dwarves rushed to grab his clothes and stuff. I thought -derp herp contaminated clothes = dead fortress- so I made one dwarf dump them outside onto my incinerator. Then I killed that dwarf.

Now heres the weird part, One of my dwarves spotted a kobold as he was leaving, and he was on fire, and soon bled to death before reaching the end of the map.

I sifted through the corpse before it burnt to ashes and found a piece of clothing which belonged to the FB killing dwarf, so this dumbass kobold must've taking the pants or whatever from the incinerator and taken off with it.

I call baiting the kobolds into burning clothes to teach them a lesson.
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Re: Barbecued Clothes
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 12:29:49 am »
Why stop there? You could have a pressure plate on the clothes which only reacts once their weight has been lifted and drops the would-be thief into a pit of cave crocodiles, or to a Forgotten Beast who spits eye-melting acid and watch him meander about in the holding area until the FB chomps him and leaves him for dead in his own eye-goo.

Or, the best solution...

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Re: Barbecued Clothes
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 12:32:48 am »
I'd rather make the kobold believe that he can feed his grubby, ugly family.. and then "What's that delicious smell?"
"AHHHHH"
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Re: Barbecued Clothes
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 05:21:24 am »
What, no quarantine?

You could've sent in a doctor to observe the delicious syndrome-y effects!

Ah well, a burning Kobold is a happy Kobold.
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Re: Barbecued Clothes
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 05:23:31 am »
The kobolds will one day rise and slay your ancestors!
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Re: Barbecued Clothes
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 05:31:33 am »
Quote from: Corai on April 06, 2012, 05:23:31 am
The kobolds will one day rise and slay your ancestors!

One day in the future the kobolds will rise and slay my ancestors?
Kobolds from the future will kill people in my past?
...
Kobold time travel?
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Re: Barbecued Clothes
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 07:25:03 am »
Quote from: ddonohu2 on April 06, 2012, 05:31:33 am
Kobold time travel?
JOHN CONNOR, COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT SOCKS!
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Re: Barbecued Clothes
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 08:11:27 am »
Kobolds in the future = There are no kobolds.
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Re: Barbecued Clothes
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2012, 08:24:31 am »
We are in the age of Twilight SRD, anything is possible.

Would also explain how socks mysteriously disappear.
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Re: Barbecued Clothes
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 08:26:03 am »
It's funny because it's like I traded some pants for a dagger :D
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