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Author Topic: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?  (Read 9134 times)

ChairmanPoo

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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #60 on: April 06, 2012, 12:59:27 pm »
Evil glacier. I'd not go outside for any reason.
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #61 on: April 06, 2012, 01:16:44 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on April 05, 2012, 07:58:48 pm
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Add magma? Why the hell not?

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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #62 on: April 06, 2012, 02:49:50 pm »
Hmmm, my computer programming skills wouldn't be very helpful unless I could convince them to build a dwarfputer. I certainly wouldn't tell them about my military training or my fencing skills, since I really wouldn't want to be drafted into their army. So I guess I'd become a hauler and hang around the dining hall all day, building up my social skills until I got elected mayor. Then I'd demand production of Dwarven whiskey (it would have to be similar to Scotch). "What? You don't have Dwarven whiskey? You've got a still and you've got beer, do I have to teach you guys everything!?"

Beyond mandating the invention of Dwarven whiskey, I wouldn't make any other demands. I know what happens to mayors who make too many demands.
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #63 on: April 06, 2012, 03:05:15 pm »
Artifact lead hammer, masterwork steel armour. Replace the hammerer and possibly the king, become a God
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2012, 03:05:59 pm »
A new fort in sandy biome with aquifer. Guess I would help them pierce the aquifer. Then learn some archery, become a hunter and stalk those elks (and goblins).
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #65 on: April 06, 2012, 03:09:32 pm »
My current fortress is a test about marriage and breeding. You know what I would do... half-dwarves
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #66 on: April 06, 2012, 03:10:23 pm »
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

COBRA EGGS HAVE HATCHED!

Garath McIncarnated gets bitten and injected with venom x23 and is struck down.
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2012, 03:13:14 pm »
I don't think I'd have much trouble usurping the leadership of my current fortress.

Urist McMayor has been stuck in bed for over a year now with a few broken everythings after he caused a cave in over a volcano, sending a dozen dwarves plummeting to their deaths, which wasn't a terrible loss because they were mostly children.

I don't think Doctor McVampire is going to get him fixed up anytime soon, either.
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #68 on: April 06, 2012, 03:25:33 pm »
1)Grab still
2)Stick plant in still
3) Drink booze
4) Goto 1
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2012, 03:27:52 pm »
I would help the dwarves build up the fort, since we haven't even passed the first spring yet.
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #70 on: April 06, 2012, 03:47:57 pm »
Quote from: Orky_Boss on April 06, 2012, 03:27:52 pm
I would help the dwarves build up the fort, since we haven't even passed the first spring yet.


Im still crammed in my forge, waiting for steel.


WHERES MY STEEL!


Im not going out in that muck without boots. I dont wanna be a husk.
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2012, 04:25:42 pm »
Let's be realistic here. We'd live in squalor for 1 to 5 years, and then die during a necromancer siege. That or accidently contact vampirisim and end up getting the cask of amontidallo treatment.
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #72 on: April 06, 2012, 05:26:39 pm »
I would be caught by a baby snatcher, trained by the gobbos, and personally lead them to takeover my fort.

Then with my force of gobbos we wipe out the elves and humans. After that, every year we would siege dwarven civilizations just to keep the world interesting.

I think eventually the dwarves would catch on, and I would be vaporized by magma. Then a new, Dwarven, age could begin as they fill the power vacuum.
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #73 on: April 06, 2012, 05:38:36 pm »
Convince my fellow dwarves that yes, the humans won't mind if we embark in their fortress.
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Re: What would you do if you were dumped into your current fort?
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2012, 05:46:57 pm »
Quote from: davros on April 06, 2012, 04:25:42 pm
Let's be realistic here. We'd live in squalor for 1 to 5 years, and then die during a necromancer siege. That or accidently contact vampirisim and end up getting the cask of amontidallo treatment.

Survive five whole years!? Somebody is an optimist. :-)
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