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[Corai]

I would die, either through not getting any steel for my artifact boots so I dont have to get blisters form all the FB extract, or be turned into one of my freak-experiments.

[KodKod]

I would feast upon unicorn flesh forever and a day.

[GenJeFT]

I would become mayor, then I would go baserk, and like the previous mayor/baron and attack the captian of the guard, and die a terribly bloody death as a result.

[wierd]

Electricity baby.

Screw fossil fuels. We have water and magma in copious supply.  Why pump the magma around dangerously, when we can direct high voltages for even greater fun?

You see elves? I see crispy critters.  There is a reason for making the trade depot out of solid gold now you see.

[Girlinhat]

I'd make the next overseer confused by the way I don't wall myself into the caverns and how I don't deconstruct the floor I'm standing on.

Then I'd resume my current skillset and become a metalcrafter.  All armor is now adorned with hanging phalli of gold.

[The Dog Delusion]

Attend Party

[KodKod]

All armor is now adorned with hanging phalli of gold.

That'll help morale, I'm sure.

[wierd]

Just as long as she doesn't make the enormous steek corkscrews.

[Naryar]

Train weaponsmith and armorsmith for a year, then after that...

Find flesh balls to train on, then after a few months of flesh ball training, mine adamantine, forge your own equipement out of it, go adventurer and CONQUER THE WORLD ! Because it's cliched ! Because it's evil ! Because it gives you plenty of opportunities to battle and make piles of your enemies's corpses, looking awesome on them ! And more importantly, because it's fun !

[dragginmaster]

I'd Van Helsing my vampire.

[acetech09]

I'd be in pretty good shape. Masterwork giant bird omelets and meat roasts every meal of the day. Booze in copious supply. Water for otherwise. Decent bedrooms. Gladiator contests.

I'd probably become a mechanic and help build something epic. Or a chef.

[Vanaheimer]

Grab one of the sets of masterpiece steel armour from the stockpile, one of the masterpiece steel glaives, and train my arse off.


Then I'd go berserk and see if I could wipe out the fort.

[Sus]

Grab the best available armor and a *steel ballte axe* from the stockpile and get firmly rooted next to The Lever, just in case of invasion.

[Twangykid]

Die.

[ZzarkLinux]

die

This. Living in a Zombiepocalypse ... I dunno what I would do.

You'd have that whole look in your face.
You can't sleep. You don't trust anyone. You're just waiting ...

Like, you wouldn't even walk around.
Yes, there are the little areas and small tunnels, but it's not like you'd actually walk around in them.
You don't go looking for anything, you're too afraid that that dining hall isn't secure anymore...

You'd see everyone without ever expecting anything of them.
They will eventually die, and then rise, and then kill more things that then rise ...
In fact, everyone already is your enemy, you just more-or-less have a non-aggression pact going for a little bit.

Guess I'd go melancholic, kill the miner, take his pick, and cause a cave in on myself to keep me from zombifying.
If the miner already is a zombie, guess I'll have to fight him then for that pick.
Or atom smash myself. I guess that would work too.

Now, if my bun was there, that'd be a whole different story.