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[Dragor23]

Say " Didn't you know, that you're going to hell, when you get killed by a viking? Your soul will be burning forever...."

Then hack his hand off.

[NRDL]

"Didn't you know, that you're going to hell, when you get killed by a viking? Your soul will be burning forever?"

With a heave of your waraxe, you cleave the man's hand.  He cries in pain.

"GAaaaah!  Alright, alright, the treasure is being dumped on the northern tip of the island.  Please, spare us."

What now? 

[Dragor23]

Kill 'em all, grab treasure.

That's they way, uh uh, I like it!

[NRDL]

Well, said treasure is being dumped into the sea. 

[Dragor23]

Not all of it.

Okay, gotta go fast, spare the abbot's life and go to the treasure!

[NRDL]

You all head back to your ship, to cut off the monks who are trying to get rid of the treasure.





Finding the tip of the island, you disembark only to find that the monks have only dumped part of the treasure.



The 20 or so monks are armed with spears, clubs, knives, anything they can get their hands on really.  Will it be an all-out charge, or do you want to use a specific tactic? 

[Dragor23]

I'm the only one, that plays this? Sad.

Anyway, let out a mighty roar, then ask kindly "Can I get these treasures? We need to feed our families."

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And yes, that's why vikings were pirates.

[borno]

Tactics? What are tactics?

CHARGE!

[Dragor23]

No, not charge.

These are our men, they have families and don't want to die.

Yes, I know, it's rather unmanly, but terrifying your enemy saves the sorry asses of your crew.

[borno]

But, but, but



Are we playing stereotypical vikings?

[Dragor23]

We play vikings.


Vikings tend too save their ass, when they get in danger.


Loot is important, not blood!

[NRDL]

Yeah, I'm kinda using half/half.  These vikings are brave, fierce warriors, but they don't wear horned helmets, or drink out of skulls, or have berserkers. 

Any agreement?  Both styles can be utilized. 

[terkiey]

CHAAAARRRGGGEEEE!!

[Sorcerer Kail]

Do we have bows or javelins? If yes then shoot them! Then like 10 of our warrior shall attempt to attack their rear.
Boths groups should attack in one moment.

[NRDL]

Do we have bows or javelins? If yes then shoot them! Then like 10 of our warrior shall attempt to attack their rear.
Boths groups should attack in one moment.

Sorry, none of that stuff.

...Yet. 

So it's like two or so votes for CHARGE, one for negotiate. 

Will post turn in a bit.