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[Mrhappyface]

A bright white light fills the clearing and high-pitched buzzing sounds. Suddenly, a minecart with mrhappyface in it shoots out of the light, leaving a flaming trail in its wake.
Shaking, yet smiling, he pulls out a few addy wafers.
"Mission accomplished."

[WillowLuman]

And now we have the answer to the ultimate question:

If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...

...we would royally and completely destroy the world in some incredibly Fun way.

[Saurinae]

Soo turns out this is who and what we are left with:
Tath Zagith
Indilwen
Corai
Ghost Hugo
MrHappyFace
Eric Blank
Wierd

A few candy wafers

[WillowLuman]

Did you grab Plumpy? We need something to brew wine out of.

[Saurinae]

Lets assume yes So we have:
Tath Zagith
Indilwen
Corai
Ghost Hugo
MrHappyFace
Eric Blank
Wierd

A few candy wafers
A plump helmet man

[Corai]

About 12 kobolds, since thats how many probably survived.

[wierd]

Removing the helmet and filter mask, and standing up to walk over to the other survivors weird joykill feels horrible pangs of regret and remorse.

The whole fortress was.......gone.

All the people... gone.

Staring out at the now red hot lake of magma that was filling the crater, a voice behind asked: "what now lads?"

It was the dwarf from before.. the one that was attacking the marshmallows....  how did he escape?  Weird was beside himself, and grabbed the dwarf and hugged him.

"You're alive! You're alive!!"

'Aye lad, and you smell like a latrine! Lemme go!"

It took a moment for him to realize.... in the final moments just before the great explosion, the fear must have overpowered him.... and now, he and his suit were reeking overpwoeringly.


"I think I will change clothes... and burn these ones... and get a bath. A long, hot bath. With soap. Lots and lots of soap."

Waving his hand under his nose with one hand, and pinching it with the other, the nameless dwarf made a profoundly nasal "aye." Before shooing him off.

[Saurinae]

Catalog;
Tath Zagith (Grandmaster Soldier, Legendary Tailor)
Indilwen (Master Alchemist, Herbalist, and wood worker)
Corai
Ghost Hugo
MrHappyFace
Eric Blank
Wierd

A few candy wafers
A plump helmet man
12 Kobolds
(BTW Update this as needed. Also put what your "Roll" was[Such as Warrior, Alchemist and etc.].)

[WillowLuman]

We need some kind of opening cinematic for this next chapter of our lives, something like this. It may be way out of context, but it helps me visualize.

So, Captain Ironblood made it out alive? Good.

[Kofthefens]

And Ghost Kofthefens

[Corai]

Im a Master -INSERT BROKER SKILL- and a Master marksbold.

[Eric Blank]

And there were 24 kobolds, and 45 or so dwarves. Not surprising that the dwarves and half the kobolds would tell us to fuck off...

[Gizogin]

So roll call, Who made it out?
Tath Zagith
Indilwen
Corai
Ghost Hugo
MrHappyFace

Oi!  I'm here too!

[wierd]

If df rules are in effect, we had better start spamming memorial slabs....

The ghosts will kill us all!

I propose channeling a stream over the magma lake, to obsidianize the top, then use the newly created magma lake beneath to make obsidian to rebuild the fortress with.

Then we can carve out the history that was being written about at the beginning of this thread.

[Saurinae]

Catalog;
People
Tath Zagith (Grandmaster Soldier, Legendary Tailor)
Indilwen (Master Alchemist, Herbalist, and wood worker)
Corai (Master Broker, Master Marksbold)
Gizogin
MrHappyFace
Eric Blank
Wierd

Misc;
A few candy wafers
A plump helmet man
12 Kobolds

Ghosts;
Kofthefens
Hugo

(BTW Update this as needed. Also put what your "Roll" was[Such as Warrior, Alchemist and etc.].)