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[Corai]

I have NO idea whats going on, so I am waiting until things get less insane. Back to NORMAL levels of insanity.

I see Corai wandering around near the metro station I'm at. He's sitting on a bench and eating a kitten tallow, plump helmet, and syrup roast and drinking dwarven beer out of a +microcline mug+. There's also an uzi slung around his back for some reason.
"Hey, kobold! There's extra room in the cart! Want to ditch this hellhole with me?" I shout out.

"I got $400, will that cover it?" the kobold said.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Uzi? ALRIGHT!


Who do I shoot? I wanna shoot! Tell me its Joykill's face! That sadist has to die...

All the creepers, Xenomorphs, and daleks pouring into the hospital room.

Right now, CW Hugo isn't relying on magic, just pure slade/steel/whatever brute strength.

It's steel.

I repeat, how is he going to fight the Artisan.  Don't make it happen too quickly.  This IS an Eldrazi you are facing.

[Saurinae]

(I'm wandering around in an artifact Demon-face trench-coat whose name in english means Cloak of the God-forsaken. So your armor is considered Normally XD)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(I'm wandering around in an artifact Demon-face trench-coat whose name in english means Cloak of the God-forsaken. So your armor is considered Normally XD)

But it is still awe-inspiring!  Especially with dragons following me!

[WillowLuman]

At the astral metro station sat a dissheveled looking figure. There was dried blood under it's nose, and it sat on the bench, breathing slowly. "I had a plan, once" it said, not opening it's eyes. "A plan to get us all back to home, our home from before we appeared in this world of Dwarves. But it's gone horribly wrong now."
The kobold and MrHappyFace looked at the figure in surprise.

[Mrhappyface]

I have NO idea whats going on, so I am waiting until things get less insane. Back to NORMAL levels of insanity.

I see Corai wandering around near the metro station I'm at. He's sitting on a bench and eating a kitten tallow, plump helmet, and syrup roast and drinking dwarven beer out of a +microcline mug+. There's also an uzi slung around his back for some reason.
"Hey, kobold! There's extra room in the cart! Want to ditch this hellhole with me?" I shout out.

"I got $400, will that cover it?" the kobold said.

"Sure, let's ride!"
The kobold throws the wad of cash into my eager hands and leaps, Bo Duke Style into the cart. I disengage the lever, and after reach 88 mph thanks to the masterwork rollers set on fastest speed, we tear through the time-lock.
Fields of green and clear skies of blue meet us, along with crisp sunshine and clean air. We brofist in victory as we look back onto the time locked, burning fort. I raise the flask of sunshine in my pocket to my lips, and drink in joy. The cart keeps going at the same speed, and the fort's ruin turns to a small speck.
Unknowingly, the ghostly figured occupied the backseat of the cart, plotting and scheming.

[Saurinae]

*Holding the hand of a "Thief" type creature i walk out of the time-lock*
Now we must find a new home until the shit-storm blows over..

[WillowLuman]

"You seek to escape the time-lock through the astral plane of the mind. It could work. I, however, cannot leave that way, as I now have obligations that bind me to this world. I, in part, have caused a great catastrophe, and so it is my responsibility to help stop what a part of me has done. My physical self lies inert in a hospital. I would appreciate if you would return, and help me to help all of us."
HugoLuman sighed, and continued. "Of course, the choice is yours. Leave if you will. I see the train is already in motion."

[wierd]

Cursing himself a fool for jumping, the momentul of falling suddenly being translated into being shot from a cannon as the change in gravity too hold, causing him to land on his ass, and skid across the hard metal floor; bits of ceramic chips and metal burs in his wake.

"OOWW!" He shouted, laying limp on the floor for a few seconds to determine if anything was broken.  Thankfully, just the butt plates of the armor, and his pride.

Drawing near the central control panel of the temporal engine, the translucent visage of the cat snarled and hissed at him, as the intruder alert sounded....

[WillowLuman]

CW Hugo's familiar spat in weird's face. This was going to be nasty.

IRL nearly dinner time, can't wait to see what's written while I'm gone!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

The alarm is shattered before weird's eyes within one second of its activation!  He spots Zanzetkuken standing over the rubble of the alarm.  "Destroy this thing," he said to a shocked weird, as he left. "I've got to bring my army here!  I'm off to find regular Hugo and see if I can fix this mess..."

[Saurinae]

*Promptly remembering how bad Corai failed when he tried Indilwen and Tath Zagith revise their plans and go for the mine-carts*
Not sure if it will work but we have to try..

[WillowLuman]

Dinner time! Quick question though:
How does a dragon fit in the tiny as hell airvents, and how do mountain sized creatures fit inside the fort?

[wierd]

Startled by the sudden alarm, and the screeching cat, he paused only a moment, but it was long enough.

In a flash, every inch of the console was covered in angry white cats, hissing and yowling between sultry utterances of a female voice, alerting of console deactivation in 60 seconds....

The console was crawling with snarling, hissing cats, and packed with more levers and knobs than you could ever easily remember the functions of....

Closing his eyes, and reaching for a lever underneath a glowing display illustrating a golden bubble being projected, he pulled it......

[Oh shit! Card == Joker! Quick, somebody else write the consequence! This is too much!]

[Saurinae]

SHIT *Tath Zagith and Indilwen launch out of the time-lock*