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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2955 on: May 15, 2012, 09:38:57 am »

Kofthefens has risen from the dead and is haunting the fortress!

Hey Gizogin, could I have one of your clockwork bodies?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2956 on: May 15, 2012, 10:39:04 am »

Kofthefens has risen from the dead and is haunting the fortress!

Hey Gizogin, could I have one of your clockwork bodies?

Hey, that's what they're for.  Unfortunately, I'm still using and doing tests on the Mks. V and VI, but the Mk. IV is available.  Well, it will be, as soon as I replace the parts I cannibalized for the V.  Give it an hour, and it'll be ready to go.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2957 on: May 15, 2012, 10:49:26 am »

I need to get over to your fort, so I'll have to end the battle I am in quickly!  So long transforming abilities!

The battle was going to be a loss in the dragon realm, only one hundred of each species remained while there was hardly a scratch in the abomination's hoards.  ZTG managed to somehow get the fort clear and sealed all of the others in.  He was the only one remaining on the battlefield besides the entire abomination army.  He launched himself skyward, and used his planeswalker spark's abilities to bring magma to the surface to the point of flooding the world 100 z-levels over the highest point.  He solidified the magma into obsidian, destroying the army.  He then fired off a burst of mana that caused his to lose his transformative abilities and weakened his planeswalker spark to the point where he could only travel to the nearest two realms.  The blast terraformed his realm to how it was a the end of world generation, except for the citadel remaining.  The beings inside left, and were amazed at what was wrought.  ZTG landed, and then collapsed from the effort.

Zanzetkuken the Great, now GRAND EMPEROR, has lost his transformation abilities!
Zanzetkuken the Great has an extremely weakened spark!
Zanzetkuken the Great had been knocked unconscious, but will recover in around 5-7 hours!


Clockwork Hugo does not know what has transpired within the realm of the dragon civilization.

This was not an OP ability, because, as you can see, I lost A LOT of abilities to that burst.  So much that I cannot do that again!  You're realm was unaffected by what had just happened.  The trans-dimensional portal used for trade was destroyed when the Clockwork created the realm barrier.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2958 on: May 15, 2012, 01:24:11 pm »

(Kofthefens if you became a black lantern corps what would you do? How did we end up with the various lantern corps?)
*Tath Zagith destroys the rubble constricting him and continues to where the final battle is going on*
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2959 on: May 15, 2012, 01:33:51 pm »

You could always stuff your kobold strumpett into one of those. Busted up daleks outside the dining hall. The tanks are just futuristic assualt robots for deformed mutants to use. She'd be just fine inside one.

Maybe paint it periwinkle blue or something, with pink flowers. (Gag)

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2960 on: May 15, 2012, 03:30:57 pm »

What, I don't get a reaction to my recent post?  I nearly died killing all those off!  And Clockwork Hugo doesn't know what happened!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2961 on: May 15, 2012, 06:04:21 pm »

Continuity friend, continuity.

Example:  *i*, the author of my character, knows the dalek overlords are kickin back and drinkin cold ones in my lab.

My character does not.

I have 2 choices as an author.  I can jump the shark, and invent some nonsense reason for him to go straight there, and avoid any fun narrative that could happen on the way, or I could have him react to the events around him, and run the risk he may never get there.

I find the actual people respond in the latter sense. "If only I had known!" Is a very common lament.  Having characters experience that, and respond like real people makes them more belivable, and exposes more about their personality than if they just do what the author wants. The interplay of different forces and motives between different authors in a community roleplay like this one creates that miring conflict in goal pathing, which creates wild stories, and brings the characters to life. 

If your character did something, someplace that nobody knows about, their characters don't have clairvoyance, and as such, don't react to the action.

For instance, right now: somebody is being raped, or stabbed, or given concrete shoes. I am aware that this is happening as a base statistic, but I don't know on a personal level who is doing what to whom, and when or why.  As such, I can't react.

Likewise, my roleplay persona cannot react to unseen stimulus, and cannot understand nuances of the actions of other people without demonstrating abnormal superhuman qualities that break the narrative. 

The superhuman qualities I have chosen for my character strongly mirror the ones I actually do posess, with a teensy bit of imbelishment to make it more fun.  I really do know what a schwartzchild radius is, for instance. (It's the minimum spherical radius of volume a set amount of mass can be packed into before the gravitational force of that mass overpowers all other forces, and it implodes infinitely into a singularity. The radius is tied to mass/energy. For a given volume of mass, the radius will be specific to that mass. For instace, the schwartzchild radius of the earth is about the size of a golfball. Pack it that tight, blammo! Black hole. Every time.)

I know all that without consulting wikipedia, because astrophysics is bad ass awesome, and I eat new information like candy. Its the way I am. As such, its the way my character is, and is also why he is a necromancer, while I am not.  I *have* researched magic and magical philosophies, because I find the minds of other people to be interesting, and you can learn a lot about a culture by understanding its superstitions. As such, I know a scary amount about different kinds of magic as practiced by many disperate cultures, but do not actually practice any myself, because it has no objective basis. 

My character, however, has been plunked down into a world where necromancy is real. As such, his innate "knowledge is candy bitch! Gimme the jar! I want some sugar!" Hangups he inherits from me would have literally driven him to learn every scrap of mgic he could get his fat little dwarf fingers on. As such, he would always be willing to trade some delicious scrap of arcanum he's already thuroughly digested for some new, fantastic morsel to snack on. I introduced him to necromancy by having him swap recipies with a well known human necromancer that got posted on the forums, who was notorious for being clearng "atypical" as far as necromancers go: "mrs. Luc Bakecakes".  Luc's book about the truth of immortality is light hearted, with crisp and poignant prose. She is highly social, enjoys talking with others, and enjoys a nice marital life.  She also raises zombies as a hobby, and has mastered immortality.  I traded the secrets to perfect puff pastry, for the secrets of life and death.  We found the deal equitable.

My character does not know any other forms of magic, simply because opportunities have not materialized. Given the chance for quiet study, and opportunities to gain it, he would pick up as many practical skills as is possible.  Let's face it, raising zombies is damned practical when you think about it.  (need a combat dummy? Just use a corpse. Need slave labor? Corpses. Etc.) For ethical reasons, he prefers not to raise the bodies of sentient beings if at all possible, because it is disrespectful of the dead.  As such, he is not keen on raising armies of the undead and conquoring the world, though his combined talents in the present environment make that a distinctly possible career path. 

He prefers a nice, quiet, domestic lifestyle, free from unnecessary entanglements and surprises.  He is very unhappy about the recent "activity" at the fortress, but does not walk away from responsibilities. That's why his decisions have all been focused on the overall good of the fortress, even when a personal matter is crossed. (His desire to make the fortress fit to live in again was the primary motivator in putting the bane of his research existence inside the most deadly killing machine ever devised, for instance. His reservations are more in line with worrying how this other person will make use of that power, and his own inability to retract it, should a problem manifest. Responsibility is a core precept in his psyche. Its why he doesn't want to rule the world. The responsibility involved in "doing it right" is just too stressful to even consider.)

All this long character bio for him should be completely unnecessary.  His quirks, flaws, personality, and deeds should be directly revealed by his actions in the world he has been cast in. He doesn't exist to prove anything, he just exists, and is making the most of it, like everyone else. As such, his actions have no real, super-divine meaning. They simply are manifestations of his persona, and they come and go with the flow of the narrative.

As of this current twist, his immediate goals are to re-secure the upper fortress, then put as may surviving kobolds inside as many dalek casings as he can coax into operating, even half-assedly, because they are safer inside those than they are anywhere else, and they might just be able to help purge the madness that has descended on the place.

He has forgotten all about his need to go analyze his vial of blue goop, because the dalek cannons he picked up are a more effective deturrent to his original offensive capabilities. Once the upper fortress is secured, and a rational plan of attack to secure the lower fort, and to defeat clockwork hugo can be devised, he will proceed methodically and with purpose. Until then, he is hell bent on creating a defensible position from which to stage an effective resistance effort. His own destruction is a foregone conclusion if such a defense cannot be mounted. He's doing that, because it's what I would do.

If he does not and cannot know anything that is going on outside of his immediate awareness, then he cannot be expected to react to it, and therefor, will not react to it. That's just how it is.


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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2962 on: May 15, 2012, 06:41:25 pm »

Perfectly logical. If I were stuck in dwarfworld I'd be spending 90% of my time figuring out why the god damn stone appears in almost perfectly uniform, flat layers and veins and clusters that don't make any sense considering the dynamics of mineral vein intrusions in the real world. Well, actually I'd know it was all programmed by Toady One and cannot possibly have realistic geological structures because of the limitations of computer coding. Imagine if generating a world took 4.5 billion years real time, for no other reason but for the amount of work the computer has to do to properly prepare a realistic model of an alien world. It would even have to be spherical and earth-sized for everything to function without rewriting the laws of physics. Plus, HFS and the minerals associated with it would have to go.

Yeah... Given that I'm an informaton sponge like wierd, I'd probably spend my time studying magic and living things, and observing Girlinhat's experiments. Then design an impressive feat of architecture or defensive strategy. Because i love to do those sorts of things.


And that's why my character is currently taking a group of stoneworkers to initiate project "fuck it all" and start collapsing sections of the fortress that present strategic advantages to the invaders or possible obstacles our defensive efforts. Controlling the flow of enemy forces presents a serious advantage to our defensive strategy, especially if we can convince them to congregate in one area through blocking everything else off and drop the roof on their heads, if nto killing them then buying them time. There are some kobolds in the vent system right now to relay information, albeit slowly and inaccurately.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2963 on: May 15, 2012, 06:45:54 pm »

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Wow, you people make the longest comments I have seen in response to one statement.  And, point taken.  I meant the author's response, however, and not the character's response.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2964 on: May 15, 2012, 06:55:08 pm »

I'd probably spend my time trying to harness the "bugs" and unrealistic features of the world, because if you're in it it's not exploitation, it's science for making our lives better. My working theory is that this world is partly powered by Narrativium, allowing unimaginable power for those who know how to exploit the rules. The split personality is (I hope) an embellishment.

The great Abomination strode down the mountainside, booming "Oliolliolli-oxen-free! Where AAAAAARE YOUUUUU? Come to us! We would VERY MUCH like to taaaaalk to you!"

Inside the hospital, a  clockwork automaton looked out the door and then went back inside. "Master, there is a cave-swallow-man with a spear outside. And an elf holding a hammer and a pint."

Super Plump Helmet Man could sense the pain of his Sensei, Zanzetkuken. He felt as if a thousand dragons (and allies) had suddenly cried out and were extinguished.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2965 on: May 15, 2012, 07:04:29 pm »

I would probably spend my entire time convincing dragons to form a civilization.  Most likely failing, or if succeeding, not reaching the rank I now have gained.

Zanzetkuken awoke in a haze.  He vaguely recalled what he had done, but could not remember what exactly had happened.  What he could remember, was his strength being sapped quickly, and the loss of his ability to transform.  What he found the strangest, was that everyone he saw was calling him, "Grand Emperor."  Due to his actions, he was the one chosen by a council of the remaining leaders of the civilizations to lead the rebuilding effort as the leader of one grand civilization made up of all the species of the realm.

He later found out that a few years had passed in this realm, but, unknown to him, only a few minutes had passed within the Twelfth Bay.  That was caused by the temporal bubble caused by Clockwork Hugo.  Since he did not know this, he felt that all of his allies in that realm were dead.  He prepared an invasion force, and worked on figuring out how to disrupt the temporal bubble, and allow his armies of Dragons, Humans, Dwarves, Elves, Slayers, and Goblins to enter, and destroy Clockwork Hugo...

FOR ALIISDICILIA!


It's a funny thing, that the name of the world wanted to be spell-checked as "socialistic."

By the way, how did I become the sensei of the super plump helmet men?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2966 on: May 15, 2012, 07:07:07 pm »

Time-locked, I'm afraid. You'll have to figure out some kind of "DW - End of Time" stunt to get in.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2967 on: May 15, 2012, 07:09:21 pm »

Or somehow make a planeswalker entrance, like those did before.  Plus, since a few years in my realm is a couple minutes in yours, due to the time-lock, I would have all the time in your world to figure it out!

Since I can travel to another realm, I'll search there for something.  Would have more to search if my spark wasn't so weak.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2968 on: May 15, 2012, 07:11:20 pm »

A Time Lock is about as impenetrable as you can get - not like a mere defense shield that the planeswalkers got through.
http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Time-lock

Not completely impenetrable, but it takes some BS technobabble trickery by Rassilon interesting circumstances to get in
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« Reply #2969 on: May 15, 2012, 07:17:49 pm »

The world has passed into the age of insanity.
I feel the warp overtaking me. It is a good pain.
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