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[Eric Blank]

Is this the part in the cartoons where you see comedically exagerated shapes of an angry chase scene through the dented sides of an air vent?

[Saurinae]

Yes lol

[Oliolli]

Oliolli walks down to the dragonic trade depot, chewing on a piece of kitten meat. "So, you guys are carnivores, right? I take it you've got some experience in preparing kitten meat to make it more tasty. Care to share any secrets?" All of a sudden, Corai emerges from a ventilation shaft next to the depot, horribly bruised and running, soon followed by another kobold wielding a hammer. The two run off, the second kobold, who Oliolli does not recognize, spouting death threats to Corai. The dragons cheer at this. Oliolli continues chewing on the piece of kitten meat.

Far outside the fortress, in the middle of a now barren wasteland lies a corpse. The corpse of a foul being, once known as the Ollifex, now dead, killed by the dragonic civilization. What they did not know about the Ollifex, however, is that simply killing it is not enough. The corpse must be banished once it is dead, otherwise horrible things will happen. The only living being on this plane of existance that knows this, however, is spending his time chewing on kitten meat in a trade depot in hell. That being has a poor memory, and sometimes has trouble remembering such "trivial" things. Noises start coming from inside the corpse of the Ollifex, and it almost seems as if something is moving beneath it's skin.

[Corai]

Corai stops running, turns to Oliolli, swipes his kitten meat, and throws it on the ground.

Atleast tenderize it first.



Edit: Bored, DRAWINGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

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This is a poorly engraved picture of the kobolds Indilwen and Corai. Corai is cowering, Indilwen is smiling. This relates to the mauling of the Kobold Corai in the year ?

[Oliolli]

Oliolli looks at the kitten meat and then the kobold. Cracking his knuckles, he says: What's this about tenderizing?

[Corai]

THE AIR VENTS ARE TO SMALL FOR A DWARF, SO HAH!




Entrance to the vents are smashed up.



Oh pigs arse......

[Oliolli]

On the wall is a masterful image of Oliolli, Indilwen and Corai in Corai's kobold blood by Oliolli. Oliolli is striking a menacing pose. Indilwen is laughing. Corai is in a fetal position. The image relates to the striking down of Corai by Oliolli in the year ?.

Wierd, go find the new Corai. He's got to have been reborn by now.

[Loud Whispers]

I told you guys.

I told you.

We should've put those spiders in the air vents.

I told you dawg.

[Corai]

Damn, they noticed my reborn time.....



Well, I am going to hide in the air vents!

[Blizzlord]

The Corai Reborn seeks to hide in the air vents? Flush him out with smoke/fire and bring him for justice!

[Loud Whispers]

The Corai Reborn seeks to hide in the air vents? Flush him out with smoke/fire Giant Cave Spiders and bring him for justice!

[Blizzlord]

I was planning on saying that, but how would they fit inside? They are more than 3 times the volume of a dwarf.

[Oliolli]

Raw modding.

[Blizzlord]

Raw modding.

No need, I just remembered that the newborn would be worthy of the chase.

[Corai]

Corai begins kicking and screaming, trying to break the vent open.