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[Corai]

I saved Indilwen finally. I'm finally back with my bad ass trench coat and black claymore.

We got dragons n-THATS INDILWEN, NOT A ELF.


Kobold1: DONT KILL ME.

So, hows Indilwen going?


Corai is slapped moments later.

Well, that was rude!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Dragon Merchant: You hear something?
Dragon Guard: Only some kobold voices, then an explosion.
Dragon Merchant: When do you think they will learn our scales are explosive-proof?
Dragon Guard: First they will need to head to the trade depot BELOW THE SPIRE to find us.  Then, be smart enough to manage to shoot us.
Dragon Merchant: So, never?
Dragon Guard: Precisely

If I have said it once, I most certainly have said it before, we built you a trade depot below the spire for trade with us dragons.

Kobolds-Notorilously stupid, except me, I am awesome.


Freeble, thats a dragon. Not a rabbit, stop trying to eat it's tail.

Corai slaps Freeble across the face!

Gah, you got tooth blood on my suit.

Dragon rotates quickly and readies fire breath.  BIIIIG mistake.

I saved Indilwen finally. I'm finally back with my bad ass trench coat and black claymore.

You must really creep people out here.
Don't really care in the home citadel.  We have every species running around there, except goblins, and slayers of course, so you would not be noticed back there.

EDIT:

I saved Indilwen finally. I'm finally back with my bad ass trench coat and black claymore.

We got dragons n-THATS INDILWEN, NOT A ELF.


Kobold1: DONT KILL ME.

So, hows Indilwen going?


Corai is slapped moments later.

Well, that was rude!

Even worse.  One more mistake like that and kobolds are on the "kill in all realms" list

[Saurinae]

You must really creep people out here.
Don't really care in the home citadel.  We have every species running around there, except goblins, and slayers of course, so you would not be noticed back there.

Do you have any idea what my trench coat is made of? XD

I am married to Indilwen (yes the kobold female you see in my avatar) by everything but dwarven law anyway.

[Corai]

You must really creep people out here.
Don't really care in the home citadel.  We have every species running around there, except goblins, and slayers of course, so you would not be noticed back there.

Do you have any idea what my trench coat is made of? XD

I am married to Indilwen (yes the kobold female you see in my avatar) by everything but dwarven law anyway lol

Well, this is quite disturbing.


And now that I know shes married, quite...quite embarrassing......


You, get something deadly in there room, we do not need more kobolds getting the idea that dwarves are good.

Kobold1: But im scared of Indilwen.

.....Really? Really?

[Saurinae]

Corai were you there when i made my "Mood Artifact" trench coat?

[Corai]

Corai were you there when i made my "mood" trench coat?

I dont keep track of time, a kobold has far more important things to do!



Crickets


....See! I have....to do!

[Saurinae]

I made it out of powerful demon faces after killing roughly one-hundred. I think I still have roughly 90 faces left.

[Eric Blank]

If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...

We'd spend all our time roleplaying kobolds and dragons, then realize the real kobolds and dragons have stolen all our stuff.

[Corai]

I made it out of powerful demon faces after killing roughly one-hundred. I think I still have roughly 90 faces left.

.......

Damn, I only killed three. Well, I am going to attempt to teach my kobolds how not to die. Goodbye, goodbye Indilwe-SLAP

WILL YOU FORGET WHAT I ASKED YOU ALREADY.

SLAP

Hiss!

If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...

We'd spend all our time roleplaying kobolds and dragons, then realize the real kobolds and dragons have stolen all our stuff.

Oh yes.

[Saurinae]

*Draws claymore and stand beside Indilwen" Tread lightly my friend, I would absolutely hate for you to end up impaled on this claymore.

[Corai]

Eric Blank Friend

Hugo Luman Friend

Indilwen Grudge

Saurinae Grudge

Weird Joykill Hated foe

KodKod Passing acquaintance




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Hiss!

Kobold1: I put a wild lion in there room like you asked boss!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

[Saurinae]

Wild Lion? (Also corai please read my edits for that) Well then Indilwen it seems we will have a lot of food for a while.

[Corai]

......IM NOT CORAI, IM FREEBLE.

Kobold1: No your-

Kobold 1 has been struck down!

[Saurinae]

I guess its time for us to go kill and butcher that lion. *Tath Zagith and Indilwen head to room*

[Corai]

Well, I am going to run away very quickly before-



OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO KILL THE LION, GET THIS THING OFF ME!