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[Oliolli]

Massive cloud of eerie glowing Oliolli.

I am going to assume you're not talking about the Ollitats, which are basically superintelligent energy beings, best described as "Clouds of eerie glowing Oliolli".

[Markus]

And I'm back from trying to tame a giant sponge for a few years.

Someone get me to the medical dwarf.

[Corai]

And I'm back from trying to tame a giant sponge for a few years.

Someone get me to the medical dwarf.

Oh, finally! A patient!


I dont think the Chief is here, but I know how to use a knife!



Spleen
Heart
Right Lung
Left Lung
Guts
Spleen



.....I do it right?

[Loud Whispers]

No, you have to take pour the liquid on first...

[Fen]

So, the good news about the Bay 12 fort is nobody else has died since I've taken the reins. The bad news is, this is only because I've been too afraid of opening up the savefile for fear of getting everyone killed.

Also I'm not entirely sure that the wall around the fort is finished, and even if it is there is a door that's been jammed full of random articles of clothing.
I have no idea what to even do next. Apparently eagle taming is being researched somewhere. I think I shall attempt to find things underground that are green in color and decorate my room with them. After that, ENGRAVE ALL THE THINGS!


...At least the dining hall is legendary. I have a funny feeling we're going to need that.

[Corai]

Oh....

CAN I TRY AGAIN?

[WillowLuman]

The human caravan is being consumed by the Ollifex

[Corai]

The human caravan is being consumed by the Ollifex

I get to dissect the corpses, I have a need for human spleens.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

The dragonic army has arrived!
Forces: 1000 dragons, all immune to disease!
The dragons surround Ollifex!
The dragons simultaneously release a burst of flame that consumes Ollifex!
Ollifex is now !!Ollifex!!
Ollifex is red in all body parts!
All dragons throw fluffy wamblers at Ollifex!

Does it kill Ollifex or not?

A caravan from the dragon citadel has come! (came along HFS passageway)
The caravan gives 25 giant eagles to the Twelfth Bay!
The caravan gives 50 bars of adamantium to the Twelfth Bay!
The caravan gives 500 gold coins for kobolds to the Twelfth Bay!
The merchants are immune to all diseases.

[Corai]

The dragonic army has arrived!
Forces: 1000 dragons, all immune to disease!
The dragons surround Ollifex!
The dragons simultaneously release a burst of flame that consumes Ollifex!
Ollifex is now !!Ollifex!!
Ollifex is red in all body parts!
All dragons throw fluffy wamblers at Ollifex!

Does it kill Ollifex or not?

A caravan from the dragon citadel has come! (came along HFS passageway)
The caravan gives 25 giant eagles to the Twelfth Bay!
The caravan gives 50 bars of adamantium to the Twelfth Bay!
The caravan gives 500 gold coins for kobolds to the Twelfth Bay!
The merchants are immune to all diseases.

CoraiUnki: Broker


Ummmm........TAKE IT ALL JUST DONT EAT ME.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

The dragonic army has arrived!
Forces: 1000 dragons, all immune to disease!
The dragons surround Ollifex!
The dragons simultaneously release a burst of flame that consumes Ollifex!
Ollifex is now !!Ollifex!!
Ollifex is red in all body parts!
All dragons throw fluffy wamblers at Ollifex!

Does it kill Ollifex or not?

A caravan from the dragon citadel has come! (came along HFS passageway)
The caravan gives 25 giant eagles to the Twelfth Bay!
The caravan gives 50 bars of adamantium to the Twelfth Bay!
The caravan gives 500 gold coins for kobolds to the Twelfth Bay!
The merchants are immune to all diseases.

CoraiUnki: Broker


Ummmm........TAKE IT ALL JUST DONT EAT ME.

Note the 500 gold coins on second to last line, kobold.

[Corai]

The dragonic army has arrived!
Forces: 1000 dragons, all immune to disease!
The dragons surround Ollifex!
The dragons simultaneously release a burst of flame that consumes Ollifex!
Ollifex is now !!Ollifex!!
Ollifex is red in all body parts!
All dragons throw fluffy wamblers at Ollifex!

Does it kill Ollifex or not?

A caravan from the dragon citadel has come! (came along HFS passageway)
The caravan gives 25 giant eagles to the Twelfth Bay!
The caravan gives 50 bars of adamantium to the Twelfth Bay!
The caravan gives 500 gold coins for kobolds to the Twelfth Bay!
The merchants are immune to all diseases.

CoraiUnki: Broker


Ummmm........TAKE IT ALL JUST DONT EAT ME.

Note the 500 gold coins on second to last line, kobold.

Shiny!


COUGH COUGH AHEM COUGH

......

Three hours later

They been trying to push that bag for hours, I dont think my kobolds are that strong.....

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Anyone coming down to get the 25 giant eagles and 50 adamantium bars?

EDIT: "And is NOT a kobold!" shouts dragon merchant at kobold trying to make off with some adamantium bars.

[Orky_Boss]

I don't remember how I had gotten out of the spire, Btu I guess I did, because ne t thing I knew I was grabbing adamantine wafers to make sets of Armor and weapons with. I had gotten a fey mood earlier, where I got an adamantine short sword that showed an image od ollolli using one of the demons to club away at the other demons, and I must say I was really proud of it.

I also racked up a kill count of 800 demons. I think I will have some trouble transitioning weapons...

Well, got to get back to work.

[Corai]

EVERYONE, RUN FOR IT, THEY SAW FREEBLE.



Kobolds start falling out of vents and running away, along with a few that were armed.