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[Loud Whispers]

Are you trying to get us all killed?
Awesome!

Mutually assured destruction mandates the death of a percent of the fortress to go down with our enemies.

I also happened to add roasted salt to most of our food, for the value of course, so please, do indulge yourself.

But as a forum goer, like everyone else here I am immortal.

Soon you will learn, that even forumites can die.

[wierd]

I need gizogin to hurry up with that clockwork body.  Whispers here has romantic notions that turning the living into monsters *before* they die is somehow beneficial.

A similar effect can be obtained simply by exposing elf merchants. No need for forumites to suffer olliosis.

Thus, to perform this bit of science, the contaminant needs to be put in an islated well just outside, where the depot is.  A clever wordplay sign that reads "all natual spring water" in elvish, and "industrial waste" in dwarven needs to be erected. This should help ensure only the desired victims become spawn of ollifex.

We can then kill them, and I can animate the ollifex into zombies.

[Oliolli]

Are you trying to get us all killed?
Awesome!

Mutually assured destruction mandates the death of a percent of the fortress to go down with our enemies.

One percent? That's a pretty cheap price.

Hey, Corai! Look! I've got a shiny!

*dangles shiny*

But as a forum goer, like everyone else here I am immortal.

Soon you will learn, that even forumites can die.

That is not living which must eternal lie
and with strange aeons even forumites may die.

I need gizogin to hurry up with that clockwork body.  Whispers here has romantic notions that turning the living into monsters *before* they die is somehow beneficial.

A similar effect can be obtained simply by exposing elf merchants. No need for forumites to suffer olliosis.

Thus, to perform this bit of science, the contaminant needs to be put in an isolated well just outside, where the depot is.  A clever wordplay sign that reads "all natual spring water" in elvish, and "industrial waste" in dwarven needs to be erected. This should help ensure only the desired victims become spawn of ollifex.

We can then kill them, and I can animate the ollifex into zombies.

There is a problem with your plan.

We can then kill them

Didn't we decide to create these things simply so they could kill the immortal eldritch abomination? What makes you think we can kill them in turn?

(Without destroying the corpses, that is)

[wierd]

Being living, and coming from elven stock, they should inherit the breather tag.

Just drown em.

I am sure a little plumbing, some floodgates, and some walls should do nicely.

[Corai]

Being living, and coming from elven stock, they should inherit the breather tag.

Just drown em.

I am sure a little plumbing, some floodgates, and some walls should do nicely.

If you speak of drowning elves, NEEDS MORE BLOOD.


-From School-

[Loud Whispers]

Being living, and coming from elven stock, they should inherit the breather tag.

If you would be so kindly as to sample some condensed Ollioliitis, you would notice a sudden lack of breathing is created upon transformation.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

*The sound of battle comes from the area around the adamantine spire.  The wall created by weird crashes to the ground.*

The dragonic army floods into the area around the spire and halts before the entrance to the main fortress.  Behind them comes Zanzetkuken the Great, and the Master of Air.  They rush up to the section of the army facing the spire and turn towards the spire, weapons ready.  Demons come up through the new opening, and charge the army.  Just before they reach the dragons, Zanzetkuken utters a shout heard throughout the fortress, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU KILLED THESE THINGS!"

[wierd]

*hears the commotion. Lets out a groan*

*floats down to the scene of the chaos*


"Look, I freaking DIED putting that wall there!  Now, you complain that the army of undead I used to do the job didn't kill an infinite number of demons, purging the HFS for all time? What are you, crazy?"

*looks at the dragons*

"If you insist on using the HFS as a commuter transit lane, at least clean up the mess afterwards!"

*cracks ghostly gnuckles, glides into the hole where the army of undeath made its final stand, and lazily starts gesturing.*

"I can stay on this side and keep them busy with the remaining bits of shattered teeth and fingernails and whatnot that didn't get completely destroyed last time. Just close the damned hole up while I do."

[Loud Whispers]

*Begins covering doors in liquids*

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Zanzetkuken the Great pauses after slaying a *generic demon* with (whatever the poll in my mod names the material) sword, and shouts "Their ego, not mine!"

Don't worry, these won't be infinite.  Some of the dragons are building a passageway from the curious structure to here along the ceiling.  Should only be say, 50-60 thousand.  Don't worry, the dragons will hold out.  I only predict a mortality rate of 50 dragons, including the Master of Air, but none of the forumites (these dragons work despite danger being only 25 feet away).  I'm am not going to be promoted to that position upon his death.

Edit: 1/2 way done!

[WillowLuman]

A human caravan has arrived!

Greetings! We have heard-

...!

[Loud Whispers]

Hey Zanzet, dragons like doors right?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Hey Zanzet, dragons like doors right?

These, not so much.  Plus, these have the [INTELLIGENT] tag added to their raws.  These are civilized dragons, not the "exiles you dare call a megabeast" dragons.  They can see the liquids you put on the doors and WILL avoid them.

The passageway is 11/16 done.  The Master of Air has been struck down!

The dragon has become enraged x495! (lost a couple of them)
Zanzetkuken the Great has transformed into a dragon, armor shape-shifts with him!
Zanzetkuken the Great remains in full control of his body!
The passageway is 28/36ths done!

[wierd]

Fire burns off contaminants, iirc.

Constructions survive the heat.

*wiggle wiggle*

The dead rise!  [Zombie dragon master engages hoarde of demons]

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Fire burns off contaminants, iirc.

Constructions survive the heat.

*wiggle wiggle*

The dead rise!  [Zombie dragon master engages hoarde of demons]

That's one way.  Prefer to leave things alone unless they must go through them.  Unless you want us to destroy the contaminants.

Note: Dragons lose former status on death.  Used to prevent loyalty to necromancers.  I am the new master of air.