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[wierd]

Sorry, the well's out of order. Seems some of the braindead zombie kobolds got knocked in, and plugged it up.

I don't mind. I'm a ghost, but the others are looking a bit frazzled.

[Loud Whispers]

What a shame. Still, I've fixed the booze! Commence your drinking.

Preferably outside of the fortress.

Several region tiles away.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Nope. Cleaned up the killer clowns form the HFS with an episode of pet semitary (sic).

That how I died and became a necromancer ghost.

The dragon can eat the ollifex outside though. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a preliminary fitting with a clockwork robot body scheduled. 

If your dragon needs pactice, I raised some bumbling fodder earlier.  I garrisoned them outside as an early warning system.

Ah, ok.

Dragons, not dragon.  500 of them, plus 50 marksdwarves and the master of air.  Remember, these are from a dragon civilization, not the exiled ones that you commonly call "megabeasts".

Edit: Also don't forget they are coming through HFS.  After they captured the "curious structure," they became egotistical, and will only go through HFS.  Do not forget that they are allies!

Edit2:

What a shame. Still, I've fixed the booze! Commence your drinking.

Preferably outside of the fortress.

Several region tiles away.

Note to self: only drink stuff I bring from Dragon Home Citadel.

[WillowLuman]

There's still cracks in time all over. Who knows where they all are? Perhaps the Oliflex can be erased?

If you can't find one big enough, though, try saying the incantation backwards. That seems to work a lot for these summoned abominations. Corai should do it!

[Corai]

Ah God complex? No No, never! I realise I am not all-mighty.





But as a forum goer, like everyone else here I am immortal.

There's still cracks in time all over. Who knows where they all are? Perhaps the Oliflex can be erased?

If you can't find one big enough, though, try saying the incantation backwards. That seems to work a lot for these summoned abominations. Corai should do it!

Runs to find a kevlar vest.

[wierd]

Not me... only died once!  Being a ghost is awesome!

[Corai]

But that is because you WISH to die, thus you do.





...


AND I NEED TO FIND A UN-ENGRAVED SLAB.

[Fen]

Ah God complex? No No, never! I realise I am not all-mighty.





But as a forum goer, like everyone else here I am immortal.

Forum-goers are less immortal than you might think..
RIP Forumite. At least he has a nice coffin.
That reminds me. I need to build more of those.

[Reudh]

Whispers of dead forum-goers abound.


There was Forumite... There was Necro, and there was Kurtulmak. Kurtulmak was unique, as he was a mod.

[WillowLuman]

Wait, didn't Forumite post on this thread way back when?

[Corai]

Wait, didn't Forumite post on this thread way back when?

I remember that too.


QUICK, GET Weird Joykill TO REVIVE HIM!

[WillowLuman]

Also, can someone summarize in one post where all these penguin avatars are coming from? Monk12 directed me to some horribly derailed thread that almost rivaled this one in length, but already following this one I just don't have time for another. Something about it used to be a fad in 09 but is resurging?

[Corai]

It seems I have discovered a new breed of dwarf, one that prefers Stagnant water!



How do I re-educate them in the most painful way? They refuse to drink my Strawberry wine.

[wierd]

Did you trap them in a burrow?  Lock a bunch of doors?

[Oliolli]

So what's this about Forumite? He banned or something?

Apparently he was in the Twelfth Bay, and got killed by a Giant Kea. That was nearly a month ago, however.

Last post by Forumite was posted... two weeks ago.

There's still cracks in time all over. Who knows where they all are? Perhaps the Ollifex can be erased?

If you can't find one big enough, though, try saying the incantation backwards. That seems to work a lot for these summoned abominations. Corai should do it!

I somehow don't think that would work. Corai, get to it!

I propose modding

I agree.

   [SYNDROME]
   [SYN_NAME:Ollioliitis]
   [SYN_CONTACT]
   [SYN_INGEST]
   [SYN_AFFECTED_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
   [SYN_IMMUNE_CREATURE:CAT:ALL] (for safety reasons, we can't have the minds of cats in control of Olliolifex bodies)
   [CE_BODY_TRANSFORMATION:START:0:END:10000] (to limit the amount of power gained to a moderately brief Olli spree)
   [CE:CREATURE:OLLIOLIFEX:OLOLOLI]
   [CE_ADD_TAG:OPPOSED_TO_LIFE] <- Mandatory

Don't mind me, I'm just off to put this bucket of water back in the well. Also, we conveniently ran out of booze in the last 5 minutes, so if you need a drink, the well's just there.

. . .
Are you trying to get us all killed?
Awesome!

Did you trap them in a burrow?  Lock a bunch of doors?

Kobold. Does not know how to lock doors, only how to unlock them.