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[Corai]

But!

You do not need to be nearby to slab a ghost! Thus I can simply stay in my cave and slab you there, then cave-in the cave, forever trapping the slab where no hand can reach it!

[wierd]

Zombies have nobreathe.

If there is flowing water, or water map edge tiles, zombie hand can eventually path.

Zombie hand is a dwarven zombie hand, and inherits building destroyer.

[Corai]

I never said anything about water! Its natural blocks falling, without a pick you can never dig into it! And building destroyer has nothing on walls!


Demonic grin.

[wierd]

I can always do ............this!

*flies down into the cavern system, and gestures at the Weird Joykill's corpse*

Zombie body! Should left and Right fail, seek either, and use them with a pick to reach the slab.

Devour the brains of any kobolds that get in the way. Until such time as you are needed, seek shelter in the stygian waters of the cave system.

*whisks back up to the kobold bruisance man*

Remember, each time I am unslabbed, there's a chance I will be a KILLER ghost! 

Also, I can raise as many sleeper agents as I need to keep you from even looking at a hammer and chisel!

[Corai]

Buuut!


Zombies cannot be controlled, or ordered, to dig! Thus you need a living kobold, elf, dwarf, goblin, or human!

[wierd]

I'm not an Ordinary dwarf ghost either.  Much like you don't speak in utterances, litter vermin.


Just as I can't stop your vile kind from procreating (yet...), you can't stop my relentless proxy agents from undoing your work to be rid of me.

[Corai]

Well played!


And sicne I refuse to be slew by you. I shall take my own life, since I continue to be re-born!


I refuse to say what just happened to my face.


A buisance man! HIDE YOUR CREDIT CARDS!

[Eric Blank]

This is the weirdest thread I read to date...

[Saurinae]

*Tath Zagith has finished Bunsoth Romlam (Cloak of the God-Forsaken) a patchwork demon-face trench coat*
Hmm *Puts Bunsoth Romlam on*

[Corai]

*Tath Zagith has finished Bunsoth Romlam (Cloak of the God-Forsaken) a patchwork demon-face trench coat*

A horde of kobolds have arrived!


........Can I have my uzi back Joykill? I wanna gun-down some of my less-intelligent kobolds.

[Saurinae]

*Tath Zagith notices the horde and hides the rest of the faces*

[Corai]

*Tath Zagith notices the horde and hides the rest of the faces*

A pet kobold has been stolen!



....Oh, there not so stupid after all!



THERE STUPID ENOUGH TO ENRAGE ME HOWEVER.


A kobold has been found, horribly mutilated! x72

[Saurinae]

If you took Indilwen I will hunt you down and kill you no matter how many times you resurrect.
She isn't even a pet after all. *Smug face*

[Corai]

If you took Indilwen I will hunt you down and kill you no matter how many times you resurrect.

Hey, I am the one that horribly mutilated the murderors kidnappers!



Into walkie-talky

She knows, get the get-away wagon!


Sorry boss, the wagon was butchered for wagon wood.


How in kodkod's name do you butcher a wagon?

We just did...

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU WILL BE TORTURED TO DEATH.

[wierd]

*floats listlessly amongst the corpses.*

*begins to breakdance and gesticulate wildly*

The dead rise!

(The kobold zombies are incredibly stupid. They mill around bumping into each other, making squeeky doggy toy sounds when they do.)