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[WillowLuman]

Is the Battleyak what is commonly known as a Hammerhead Yak, riding a Hammerhead Whale? Those things kill dragons you know.

People, we can't try to solve this problem by modding the game while inside it. I mean, look where that got me!
If we can use our modded raws, though, I would like to point out that I have Daleks (and superheroes).

[Corai]

Is the Battleyak what is commonly known as a Hammerhead Yak, riding a Hammerhead Whale? Those things kill dragons you know.

People, we can't try to solve this problem by modding the game while inside it. I mean, look where that got me!
If we can use our modded raws, though, I would like to point out that I have Daleks (and superheroes).

I used to have kobolds and uzis. But I accidentally deleted.....

[wierd]

I play with pretty much flat vanilla with a few tweaks to fix things I feel are obviously broken. No daleks, uzis, orbital friendship cannons, bunny people, or anything of that lot.

Btw corai... watch out for zombie hands.

[Corai]

I play with pretty much flat vanilla with a few tweaks to fix things I feel are obviously broken. No daleks, uzis, orbital friendship cannons, bunny people, or anything of that lot.

Btw corai... watch out for zombie hands.

Since I am to lazy elfish dont care enough to read the last five FIVE? WHERE DID I GET FIVE FROM? pages, I shall assume you have not been engraved.


Corai has claimed a craftsdwarf workshop!

This is a masterwork Marble slab! In gold, it saids the name "Weird Joykill, horrible foe and eternal enemy. Let his reign of !!SCIENCE!! end!

[wierd]

The zombie left arm emerges from the murky pool.

The zombie right arm stalks its victim.

[Corai]

Corai draws his kobold sized uzi and loads it.




REVEAL YOURSELF! I DONT LIKE SHOOTING INTO OBLIVION, ITS TO MUCH RECOIL FOR A KOBOLD.

...

The kobold breaks into a sprint.

[wierd]

The zombie right arm waits patiently in its hiding place.....

The zombie left arm has claimed a yellow diamond from the gem stockpile.

[Corai]

...

Is that a Yellow diamond? ....resist....kobold.....urges.....


The uzi's bullets unload into the diamond, shattering it!


Temptation gone..........Out of ammo, again.


Corai Kobold Buisance man Forge ammo

[wierd]

The zombie left hand has claimed a shard of the shattered diamond.

The zombie left hand enters the vent ducts.

The zombie right arm drops from the cieling onto the kobold bruisance man, grasping the throat, and latching on tightly!

Kobold bruisance man cancels forge ammo: interrupted by weird joykill's zombie right arm!

The kobold bruisance man is having difficulty breathing!

The kobold bruisance man cancels slash with copper dagger: morale failure.

The kobold bruisance man has been struck down!

The zombie right arm releases its grip with the zombie right hand, and hides.

[Corai]

This is a maste-OH GOD, ZOMBIE HAND! WRONG KOBOLD WRONG KOBOLD, IM THE ANNOUNCER! OH GOD GET OFF -

Blood spatters your computer screen.



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......Okay, that was odd. The announcement got cut off mid-way....

[wierd]

This is a maste-OH GOD, ZOMBIE HAND! WRONG KOBOLD WRONG KOBOLD, IM THE ANNOUNCER! OH GOD GET OFF -

Blood spatters your computer screen.



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......Okay, that was odd. The announcement got cut off mid-way....

The zombie left arm drops from the vent into the memorial hall.

With repeated, angry slashes of the zombie left arm's zombie left wrist, the zombie left arm defaces the gold slab dedicated to weird joykill with the yellow diamond shard!

Weird joykill, ghostly necromancer has returned from the grave and is haunting the living!

[Corai]

This is a maste-OH GOD, ZOMBIE HAND! WRONG KOBOLD WRONG KOBOLD, IM THE ANNOUNCER! OH GOD GET OFF -

Blood spatters your computer screen.



---

......Okay, that was odd. The announcement got cut off mid-way....

The zombie left arm drops from the vent into the memorial hall.

With repeated, angry slashes of the zombie left arm's zombie left wrist, the zombie left arm defaces the gold slab dedicated to weird joykill with the yellow diamond shard!

Weird joykill, ghostly necromancer has returned from the grave and is haunting the living!

Corai Kobold Buisance man Engrave Slab

[wierd]

This is a maste-OH GOD, ZOMBIE HAND! WRONG KOBOLD WRONG KOBOLD, IM THE ANNOUNCER! OH GOD GET OFF -

Blood spatters your computer screen.



---

......Okay, that was odd. The announcement got cut off mid-way....

The zombie left arm drops from the vent into the memorial hall.

With repeated, angry slashes of the zombie left arm's zombie left wrist, the zombie left arm defaces the gold slab dedicated to weird joykill with the yellow diamond shard!

Weird joykill, ghostly necromancer has returned from the grave and is haunting the living!

Corai Kobold Buisance man Engrave Slab

Corai Unki, kobold bruisance man cancels engrave slab, interrupted by zombie right arm!

Weird joykill, ghostly necromancer appears!

"Go ahead, slash it! I will raise the pieces before you complete the slab!"

[Corai]

Corai draws his Uzi and trains it on the zombie arm, forgetting about the vents.

You realize I cannot permanently die? I just come back as a FAR less attractive kobold-male.

[wierd]

Hence the stalemate death insurance policy.  It kills you, before you can slab me.. and if it fails, lefty unslabs me, and I raise them both again.

*evil ghostly grin*