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[Corai]

I'm ignoring whatever goes on around and keep brewing stuff into alcohol as long as there's anything to brew

....We been out of brew-able stuff for two months now.....

[wierd]

The video plays for the 13th time.

Weird joykill let's out a bloodcurdling shriek as his sanity snaps, and all the truely, epically evil thoughts he has held back over the years give way to the forefront all at once!

The rope snaps in two!

Weird joykill stands up and gestures at the television screen.

The television screen explodes!

Blood pours down joykill's face from raw, mangled eye sockets!

Joykill releases a horrible, maniacal laughter!

[WillowLuman]

Just reseal the spire, the time-energy coming out of the eerie glowing pits will eventually consume all the demons. Just don't go anywhere near them.

Also, I wonder where that fragment of time-machine that materialized in weird's lab went? I think one fell out of a crack. BTW, might want to chuck a complicated space-time event into there to fix it, weird. Since corai keeps respawning, he should do nicely (being in a localized time-loop). Mind you, will only close that one crack.

[Corai]

The video plays for the 13th time.

Weird joykill let's out a bloodcurdling shriek as his sanity snaps, and all the truely, epically evil thoughts he has held back over the years give way to the forefront all at once!

The rope snaps in two!

Weird joykill stands up and gestures at the television screen.

The television screen explodes!

Blood pours down joykill's face from raw, mangled eye sockets!

Joykill releases a horrible, maniacal laughter!

.......HIS IDEA! Throws a pup at you and runs, activating the obsidianizer on the way out.

[Loud Whispers]

If I wasn't indafangitable

Begin the dentistry.

OOC: Thank you for pointing that out. You seem to be some sort of Comedic Spelling Nazi. You go through everyone's posts with the utmost effort to see errors, and when you spot them, you make a joke based on it.

It sustains me.

[wierd]

Weird joykill laughs!

"The mechanisms in the purge system are NOT magma-safe!" He roars.

"This is to prevent it being deactivated once ignited! It can only be triggered *ONCE!*"

Weird joykill gestures!  The two dead kobolds with ruptured eyes shriek, and come to life!

[Corai]

(You sound like a Jeff the Killer on steroids.)



......


Goes outside the door, closes, and forbids it.


That stops EVERYTHING. Unless its [BUILDINGDESTROYER:1]. But a dwarf-ohfu.

[WillowLuman]

I wonder, now that my memory is erased from everyone's minds, what happens when someone looks at the door to my chamber? They must feel like there's something they can't quite recall, and can't quite seem to place why a perfectly good bedroom is not only unoccupied, but never entered. Then they walk on and forget all about it.

Or something.

[wierd]

From behind the door, uncontrolled "mad scientist" rasping laughter can be heard, mere moments before the door is blasted off its hinges!

Wailing shrieks and plaintive gestures to claw out eyeballs that no longer exist afflict the two fleshy kobold corpses, desperately trying to escape the last memory of their final moments of life.

Flourishing "evil villain" style with the lab coat, sanguine gore dripping down his face, the insanse scientist and necromancer glides down the hallway towards the refuse piles...... the laughing never stops......

[Corai]

The stockpile is empty, large fires are outside, a note on the ground.


Kobold powah, you son of a manamaid!

ON THE BACK IS A SHOCK PICTURE OF A MANAMAID VERSION OF GOATSE.

Kobold corpses have been shot and killed! x2

[wierd]

Joykill, and corpses lack eyeballs: immune to picture. Dwarf beard extravision in effect!

Joykill whirls dramatically.... heads for the slaughter yard.....

[Loud Whispers]

Then they walk on and forget all about it.

Or something.

Mysterious door?

OPEN IT

[Corai]

Joykill, and corpses lack eyeballs: immune to picture. Dwarf beard extravision in effect!

Joykill whirls dramatically.... heads for the slaughter yard.....

Kobold sized saw blades shoot out from the walls, cutting off your right-arm!

Twelve lasher-kobolds await you outside. The animals are all on fire.

[wierd]

Weird joykill gestures with foot!

The arms come to life!

Weird joykill gestures with foot!

Flaming animal corpses come to life!

[Corai]

Kobold1:..........Im gonna run away now.


The kobolds disappear into the shadows as archers open fire from above.