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Loud Whispers

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2235 on: April 28, 2012, 07:22:58 am »

Have you seen an elite Dwarf wrestler in action?

Orky_Boss

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2236 on: April 28, 2012, 07:23:21 am »

No, really, there WAAAAY OP, and theres hundreds.


I mean, have you SEEN what these bastards do? They shred steel-clad dwarves.

Nope. I haven't played kobold camp before, so I have no idea. Also, I have updated my origional engraving.
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This image depicts a dwarf. This image depics a group of Kobolds. This image depics a group of Kobolds. The Dwarf is Screaming. The dwarf is killing the Kobolds (Red=dead). The Kobolds are in the fetal position. This image relates to the Kobold siege of 2012.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2237 on: April 28, 2012, 07:45:42 am »

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The necromancer gestures, and the corpses begins to shudder and move!
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Orky_Boss

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2238 on: April 28, 2012, 08:26:16 am »

Orky_Boss has entered a martial trance!


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Orky_Boss Slashes the Necromancer in the left upper arm and the severed part flys off in an arc!
The Necromancer looks surprised by the ferocity of Orky_Boss's onslaught!
Orky_Boss Stabs the Necromancer in the head, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing the brain!
The Necromancer has been struck down!
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Orky_Boss picks up the stone slab.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2239 on: April 28, 2012, 08:27:50 am »

The siege has been broken!

Orky_Boss, the immortal cheese of romance.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2240 on: April 28, 2012, 08:31:04 am »

The siege has been broken!

Orky_Boss, the immortal cheese of romance.

Damnit! I hate it when the RNG does that! Whatever...

Orky_Boss gestures, and the corpses begin to shudder and move!

At least I have a personal army!

OOC: I've never actually fought or been a Necromancer before, so I have no idea what the announcement text is.
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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2241 on: April 28, 2012, 08:32:09 am »

Do you still need that armor? I'm a weapon/armor smith.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2242 on: April 28, 2012, 08:33:35 am »

At least I have a personal army!

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Considering how most of us are still alive, it would be most appreciated if you kept the undead outside of the booze stockpile.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2243 on: April 28, 2012, 08:37:00 am »

Is dangling from a oak.

.......I got thrown up here by a zombie-rabbit........
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2244 on: April 28, 2012, 08:38:58 am »

Damnit...

Alright lets see... *finger goes through the text on the stone slab* how do I control these things... Aha!

*assigns burrow at the front gates*

*Sends all the zombies there*

Alright! Just tell me if you want something in or out, and I'll move the zombies over here!

*Other burrow is a ways to the left of the gate*
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2245 on: April 28, 2012, 08:39:08 am »

Is dangling from a oak.

.......I got thrown up here by a zombie-rabbit........

*Helps you down*
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2246 on: April 28, 2012, 08:42:29 am »

*A zombie whispers into Orky_Boss's ear, his partially decayed uniform suggesting it used to be a scout*

Hey guys! Good news! My zombie scouts have found a Cassiterite vein! Only problem is that it is near a goup of Trolls, but I can easily take care of them...

Once we start digging it, we can turn that copper into bronze!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2247 on: April 28, 2012, 08:45:33 am »

If we can get there and kill the trolls without many casualties I'll help
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2248 on: April 28, 2012, 08:46:18 am »

.......


Okay, my kobold-takeover failed horribly. Im gonna go.....hide before you appoint a hammeror....


Or I get a cut and need the "hospital".......





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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2249 on: April 28, 2012, 08:46:54 am »

If we can get there and kill the trolls without many casualties I'll help

Okay. What weapon do you want? I only got copper to work with, but whatever it is, I can easily make a masterwork of it.
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