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[Loud Whispers]

-snip-

We've got ceramics, we don't need aluminium

Still, this is based off DF physics. Your average glass wall is indestructible. Glass blimp = indestructible. Though a minecart with wings would be more canon.

Blimps? I one-up you. Zeppelins!

We must begin building airships. And submersibles. With giant drills. And spikes. Maybe sea/magma sea ships too. All terrain Dorf power.

1. That was more about the previous Oliolli becoming useless and having to be replaced.
2. It isn't very easy to strike one of us down. Requires some sort of divine intervention.

...So how many of you are there?

[Corai]

This fort is dead by now, we should get some food and drink and find a new site. I cant go anywhere without steeping on a dead kobold, elf, goblin, or dwarf. Ghosts keep pushing me into walls, and MIASMA IS EVERYWHERE.

[wierd]

This fort is dead by now, we should get some food and drink and find a new site. I cant go anywhere without steeping on a dead kobold, elf, goblin, or dwarf. Ghosts keep pushing me into walls, and MIASMA IS EVERYWHERE.

This is dwarf fortress!

(Extends mop and pail)

[Corai]

This fort is dead by now, we should get some food and drink and find a new site. I cant go anywhere without steeping on a dead kobold, elf, goblin, or dwarf. Ghosts keep pushing me into walls, and MIASMA IS EVERYWHERE.

This is dwarf fortress!

(Extends mop and pail)

NO.


THIS IS FORTRESS DWARF!

The kobold kicks Weird Joykill!

Weird Joykill's lower body takes full force of the impact!

[Splint]

I was expecting a THIS IS SPARTA joke eventually popping up.

[Corai]

I was expecting a THIS IS SPARTA joke eventually popping up.

I hate myself now. I really do.

[Splint]

Not your fault. it's one of those things I expect to show up at some point in any conversation going on as long as this thread.

[Corai]

Not your fault. it's one of those things I expect to show up at some point in any conversation going on as long as this thread.

Like...


Pinkie pie.

Kony

Spongebob

or minecraft?

[Supercharazad]

Not your fault. it's one of those things I expect to show up at some point in any conversation going on as long as this thread.

Like...


Pinkie pie.

Kony

Spongebob

or minecraft?

Hitler. ((Godwin'd))

[nekronuke]

Spongebob

CHOCOLATE! CHOOOOCOLAAAATE!

Nekronuke tackles CoraiUnki!

[Corai]

Spongebob

CHOCOLATE! CHOOOOCOLAAAATE!

Nekronuke tackles CoraiUnki!

HERE YOU GO! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

[WillowLuman]

Quick! Contain the meme-spiral!

[Corai]

WHERES MY KEVLAR VEST!

And mini-assault rifle.

[WillowLuman]

Well, I had them on me when I was erased from history. Sorry about that.

[Corai]

WHY WHERE YOU WEARING MY KEVLAR VEST AND MY MINI-RIFLE?


Quick! Someone cue up gunparts and kevlar farming!