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[Corai]

Weird joykill opens fire on the animated testtube rack, before grabbing the kobold, throwing it out the door unceremoniously, slamming an angry fist on the "magma purge and obsidian cast" button, and rushing out in a huff.

.....STILL NO FAT! MAGMA WONT WORK EITHER!

Begins to grab papers and viles and stuffs them in a bag.

[Eric Blank]

Corai cancels be alive: Body temperature exceeds boiling point of muscular tissue.


Eric Blank cancels read concentrated derail thread: Derailing concentrated derail thread.

Eric Blank cancels study mineral crystals: The rocks are dancing oh god Weird spiked my drink!

[Corai]

Corai cancels be alive: Body temperature exceeds boiling point of muscular tissue.


Eric Blank cancels read concentrated derail thread: Derailing concentrated derail thread.

Eric Blank cancels study mineral crystals: The rocks are dancing oh god Weird spiked my drink!

There is no natural-boiling point of tissue in vanilla fort! Unless he added it.

[Gizogin]

Adamantine is obviously diamagnetic!  Your lack of !!SCIENCE!! disturbs me.

My 4-thick walls and multiply-redundant bridges will protect me forever!  It takes a specific combination of lever pulls to open even part of it, and it's actually impossible for there to ever be a complete path into my bunker.  Any mistake will seal the hospital off completely and flood the surrounding area with magma.  Of course, it relies on my memory of the correct order of lever pulls, which is certainly a mistake.  Oh, and there are probably a few vulnerabilities I overlooked, like the overly complicated plumbing system.  Don't tell anyone!

Ninja'd x7.  Now my adamantine comment seems out of place.

[wierd]

Hematite pebbles are iron ore, and are magnetic. Paramagnetic effect only partially blocks a strng magnetic field. The pebbles are pinning it to the floor. Science win!

Corai cancels stuff bag: cased in obsidian.

[Corai]

Hematite pebbles are iron ore, and are magnetic. Paramagnetic effect only partially blocks a strng magnetic field. The pebbles are pinning it to the floor. Science win!

Corai cancels stuff bag: cased in obsidian.

Well, everything I stole is gone. So I kinda win...AND I CANT BE PUT TO REST FOR A WEEK. HAH!

Corai, ghostly Kobold Mason has risen from the dead and is following Weird Joykill!

[wierd]

Weird joykill gestures!

Corai unki, ghostly kobold thief begins to dance uncontrllably through walls.

Weird joykill gestures!

Corai unki, ghostly kobold thief engages the hoardes of the abyss on the other side of the wall of the dining hall!

[Corai]

Weird joykill gestures!

Corai unki, ghostly kobold thief begins to dance uncontrllably through walls.

Weird joykill gestures!

Corai unki, ghostly kobold thief engages the hoardes of the abyss on the other side of the wall of the dining hall!

I thought only Hugo had that demonic ability!

.....Well, might as well. How long do I got again....a week? Might as well.

The chair has been found, mangled beyond belief! x62

[wierd]

(Reread page 140. I reanimated Urist McJackson, and started the zombie apocholypse to halt the clowncar invasion in the first place. This is what started the rythmic, unontrollable dancing.)

[Corai]

(Reread page 140. I reanimated Urist McJackson, and started the zombie apocholypse to halt the clowncar invasion in the first place. This is what started the rythmic, unontrollable dancing.)

(Ah, I misread you as Hugo, so im ghost-raging on zombie chairs?)

...HAS IT BEEN A WEEK YET?

[wierd]

Weird joykill confronts hugo luman!

"Stop animating the furtinture, or I'll reanimate the refuse stockpile, and all hell breaks loose!"

Weird joykill raises the flamethrower menacingly!

[Corai]

>C

>Corai, ghostly mason


Im with Weird Joykill, even if he murdered me. I hate the chairs.

[wierd]

(I tried to throw you out the door, but you ran back in after the shiny, in true kobold fashion! Blaming me for your death is wishful thinking! I am however, fully responsible for compelling you to kill zombies and clowns x(infinity) though.)

[Corai]

(I tried to throw you out the door, but you ran back in after the shiny, in true kobold fashion! Blaming me for your death is wishful thinking! I am however, fully responsible for compelling you to kill zombies and clowns x(infinity) though.)

(Heh, I'll be back. I died like, six times already.)

[wierd]

Weird joykill headbutts hugo luman, denting the brain!

Hugo luman is unconcious!

The furniture stops moving!

Weird joykill forces Urist McJackson, ghostly popstar and corai unki, ghosty kobold thief to engrave each other's memorial slabs!

A ghost has been laid to rest x2!