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[WillowLuman]

The animated chairs from the dining hall are forming a Conga Line!

[wierd]

Weird joykill cancels joyful abduction: unsure how to safely strap in intelligent kobold in cutness extraction machine.

Weird joykill cancels contemplation: drink.

[Corai]

Several kobolds are sitting in said chairs, scared out of there minds. One is nomming on a chair.

Weird joykill cancels joyful abduction: unsure how to safely strap in intelligent kobold in cutness extraction machine.

Weird joykill cancels contemplation: drink.

.....IM STILL IN THE BAG. HELP!

....Suddenly I feel very happy!

Happy to be free!

[WillowLuman]

*Loud music of all kinds echoes from the fort, along with flashing colored lights*

Goblin 1: WTF is going on in there!?
Goblin 2: I dunno. A few minutes ago I heard a bunch of mad laughing and something that sounded like "SIUNS!" I've heard rumors that they harness lightning in there and... other things.
Goblin 1: F*ck that let's go raid that elven king of dwarves.
Goblin 2: Probably safer.

[Corai]

*Loud music of all kinds echoes from the fort, along with flashing colored lights*

Goblin 1: WTF is going on in there!?
Goblin 2: I dunno. A few minutes ago I heard a bunch of mad laughing and something that sounded like "SIUNS!"
Goblin 1: F*ck that let's go raid that elven king of dwarves.
Goblin 2: Probably safer.

Kobold 1: PLEASE BABYSNATCH ME

Kobold 2: PLEASE, KIDNAP US.

Goblin ambush has suffocated in pile of kobolds!

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman Gestures!
The cavy fiend jitters and begins to tapdance, tearing both feet's skin and bruising the muscle! x20

The cavy fiend has bled to death

[wierd]

Weird joykill cances drink: interrupted by animated bongo-drum barrels.

Weird joykill returns to lab.

Weird joykill has claimed a flamethrower!

[Corai]

Weird joykill cances drink: interrupted by animated bongo-drum barrels.

Weird joykill returns to lab.

Weird joykill has claimed a flamethrower!

The kobold scratches at the -Adamantite bag-!

YOU FORGOT ITEMS, UNLESS WEAPONS OR ARMOR, STILL DETERIORATE LIKE PIGTAILS! I SHALL CLAW MY WAY OUT!

[WillowLuman]

The +adamantine bag+ shivers and begins to shuffle!

[wierd]

Weird joykill grabs a beaker of (hematite pebbles), and throws it on top of the animated adamantine bag, then pulls the lever!

The lights flicker, and a dull hum fills the room!

The adamantine bag is stuck to the floor by the hidden electromagnetic antitheft device!

The bag emits terrified shrielking!

[Corai]

Weird joykill grabs a beaker of (hematite pebbles), and throws it on top of the animated adamantine bag, then pulls the lever!

The lights flicker, and a dull hum fills the room!

The adamantine bag is stuck to the floor by the hidden electromagnetic antitheft device!

The bag emits terrified shrielking!

zzz.....zzz.....zzz-WHAT?

Who what where why?

Oh right, im in hell.

[wierd]

Weird joykill is overcme by a terrible sense of compassion that he can't shake away.  Combats it with reason: if the super kobold snuffs it in the bag, it can't be extracted later. Only live tame animals can be processed.

Weird joykill finds a broom and prods the shivering, writhing bag with the handle shanft, until the mouth of the bag is exposed and opened. 

Weird joykill readies flamethrower.

[Corai]

Hmm, since I have no fat.....


GO ON! IT WONT HURT ME!

[Reudh]

Put some chloroform in the bag. That works on kobolds, right?

[wierd]

Weird joykill opens fire on the animated testtube rack, before grabbing the kobold, throwing it out the door unceremoniously, slamming an angry fist on the "magma purge and obsidian cast" button, and rushing out in a huff.