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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2010 on: April 25, 2012, 04:58:24 pm »

For goodness sake, just stab him with some pitchblende or something.  Trace amounts of francium are continually produced in ores of uranium, so a pitchblend scepter over the head should be partially effective.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2011 on: April 25, 2012, 04:59:34 pm »

For goodness sake, just stab him with some pitchblende or something.  Trace amounts of francium are continually produced in ores of uranium, so a pitchblend scepter over the head should be partially effective.

Im a kobold! How am I suppost to steal/make that? Besides, its not a full moon. So hes just a kobold right now.

Lets all do something related to the thread while we fight, to avoid spam.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2012 on: April 25, 2012, 06:29:46 pm »

HugoLuman goes to the time travel experiment room that HugoLuman has been building. The whole room is contained inside a single cage trap. HugoLuman picks up a small square of stone, engraved with the marks "E S C." It contains the secrets of time manipulation. HugoLuman places it on the +pedestal+ that has mechanisms stolen from the offering to the caravan. These link it to an adjacent lever that HugoLuman then pulls.

From a burnt and tattered journal recovered from the 12th Bay:
If I press the slab, time will stop. It is progress, but I dare not use it. Furthermore, I still can't go forward or backward. Perhaps, given time, I can engrave 3 more with certain configurations, but it is too risky. This metaphysics already strains the limits of narrativium. Do I dare go further?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2013 on: April 25, 2012, 06:49:55 pm »


Kobold Mason cancels drink: Werebull hunt.

What metal is it weakest too? Im gonna slay it.

Get me the metal and I will make you a large dagger. IF a weapon smith is open.

My forge is always open.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2014 on: April 25, 2012, 08:03:49 pm »

Stopping time is a ridiculous concept.  Time is not a river that you can simply dam; it is a dimension, along which everything moves.  You can no more stop time than you can kill length.

What would stopping time even mean?  Even if you could freeze everything as it currently is, it wouldn't actually change anything.  You can't say that nothing would happen ever again; without time, things like "happen," "ever," or "would" have no meaning. 
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2015 on: April 25, 2012, 08:08:26 pm »

Stopping time is a ridiculous concept.  Time is not a river that you can simply dam; it is a dimension, along which everything moves.  You can no more stop time than you can kill length.

What would stopping time even mean?  Even if you could freeze everything as it currently is, it wouldn't actually change anything.  You can't say that nothing would happen ever again; without time, things like "happen," "ever," or "would" have no meaning.
True, as experiments show that meetings continue even while time is stopped using the method I have discovered.
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2016 on: April 25, 2012, 09:43:04 pm »

Stopping time is a ridiculous concept.  Time is not a river that you can simply dam; it is a dimension, along which everything moves.  You can no more stop time than you can kill length.

What would stopping time even mean?  Even if you could freeze everything as it currently is, it wouldn't actually change anything.  You can't say that nothing would happen ever again; without time, things like "happen," "ever," or "would" have no meaning.

You can stop time by constraining its dimensionality to 0.

This is what happens when 2 things happen:

1) spacial curvature is infinite, inside a finite volume.

2) velocity is equal to C.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2017 on: April 25, 2012, 10:37:24 pm »

I think the caverns should be the next target. We would have to have a decent army and be able to wall off a part of the caverns though.
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« Reply #2018 on: April 25, 2012, 10:38:21 pm »

The caverns are are next target. We will have to have a decent army and be able to wall off a part of the caverns.

This is madness! We can defeat HFS, but not the FIRST cavern! Am I the only one who thinks this is madness!?!

Probably am.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2019 on: April 25, 2012, 10:39:19 pm »

(Random question who all can see my avatar?)
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2020 on: April 25, 2012, 10:40:54 pm »

(Random question who all can see my avatar?)

Not me. But that may just be kobold-blindness-nes.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2021 on: April 25, 2012, 10:51:12 pm »

(Random question who all can see my avatar?)

Not me. But that may just be kobold-blindness-nes.

(Got it. Thanks)
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2022 on: April 25, 2012, 10:58:46 pm »

Okay, back on topic now. If we ever DO breach the caverns what are our plans?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2023 on: April 25, 2012, 11:03:25 pm »

Okay, back on topic now. If we ever DO breach the caverns what are the plans?

My kobold tribe that you would know about if you read carefully will charge blindly to attack!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2024 on: April 25, 2012, 11:05:44 pm »

Mushroom tree wood, domestication of cave fauna, collection of cave flora we didn't embark with, begin the search for sweet sweet candy, and build magma plumbing.


Concerning your avatar: bay12 scales the image to 100x100px. It looks like your image file is larger than this, and the forced scaling the browser uses doesn't look so hot.  *shrug*
(My cute little snake has the same problem, being 120x120. It doesn't scale very well either, being raw pixel art. I made it myself over a year ago, and don't feel like cropping it.)


(Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased! Yucky!)
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