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[Splint]

Jesus, I go away for a couple days and find The Twelfth Bay is populated by things far worse than demons: Horrible excuses for humanity/dwarfdom.

Seriously, you people are evil.
And it's fuckin' hilarious. 

[Oliolli]

We're not evil, we're just morally impaired.

Nah, the morally just way is to meet them with steel and adamantine.

Adamantine radios. Steel TVs.

[Naryar]

Nah, the morally just way is to meet them with steel and adamantine.

Adamantine radios. Steel TVs.

Good luck making these out of a conductive material only...

[Eric Blank]

nah, just the outer casing and support structures so the demons can't smash it to bits. The internal components can be made of anything that can withstand being shaken violently

[Corai]

nah, just the outer casing and support structures so the demons can't smash it to bits. The internal components can be made of anything that can withstand being shaken violently

We still talking about the dooms-day weapon that will take over Dwarf Fortress?

[Loud Whispers]

Im no elf!

I'm convinced several hundred posts in this thread have been in regards to your elderberry and honey badger relations.

Eyup.

I say we dig WAY WAY down until we strike Magma. Then we go and take this thread seriously. Oh wait, we're Bay12 Forums users. IMPOSSIBLE!

On one of the 1800 posts, we talked about this and decided we wouldn't want to do much of that, mainly because OF THE CAVERNS.

Don't want steel cockroaches walking up our wells.

[Corai]

Im no elf!

I'm convinced several hundred posts in this thread have been in regards to your elderberry and honey badger relations.

Eyup.

I say we dig WAY WAY down until we strike Magma. Then we go and take this thread seriously. Oh wait, we're Bay12 Forums users. IMPOSSIBLE!

On one of the 1800 posts, we talked about this and decided we wouldn't want to do much of that, mainly because OF THE CAVERNS.

Don't want steel cockroaches walking up our wells.

I now admit in a elf, indisputable evidence has been found, California is a elven land, and where I live, very elfish. So yeah.....Is it normal to be a elf that loves chopping trees?

And what Honey Badgers? I never mentioned them. Elderberry? Lolwut.

[Oliolli]

I say we dig WAY WAY down until we strike Magma. Then we go and take this thread seriously. Oh wait, we're Bay12 Forums users. IMPOSSIBLE!

On one of the 1800 posts, we talked about this and decided we wouldn't want to do much of that, mainly because OF THE CAVERNS.

Don't want steel cockroaches walking up our wells.

Didn't we decide to mine to the magma but seal off every cavern we find?

[Corai]

I say we dig WAY WAY down until we strike Magma. Then we go and take this thread seriously. Oh wait, we're Bay12 Forums users. IMPOSSIBLE!

On one of the 1800 posts, we talked about this and decided we wouldn't want to do much of that, mainly because OF THE CAVERNS.

Don't want steel cockroaches walking up our wells.

Didn't we decide to mine to the magma but seal off every cavern we find?

Since this thread is referring to the idea that were in a "real" dwarf fortress, a stone wall wont hold back demons or FBs. So we would have to fight if we got to caverns.

[wierd]

You guys can't tell me that you wouldn't laugh yourselves sick after seeing the denizens of the HFS get subjected to 24hr saccharine injections, only to have them break down and beg for mercy. I know this forum too well, where we insult their demonic auras by growing strawberries down there, while sipping iced sunshine.

Nono... you guys would be fighting over the remote control that sets the programming the demons have to watch for the day. 

Every once in awhile, if the demons are really really good, we'll let them watch Friday the 13th or something, (Followed by a mr rodgers marathon.) Just to really set the hook good.

[Gizogin]

Demons are evil, right?  If so, we can't possibly be bad for doing things to them! 

These are demons we are talking about here. They need lethal levels of cute and saccharine.

My little pony.

I can only assume you mean the original stuff, because FiM is dark.

I recommend Winnie the Pooh.  There's some wholesome entertainment for the whole family, which obviously means poison to demons.

[wierd]

Yes, the original 1980s version.

Along with strawberry shortcake, raenbow brite, and carebears.

It has to be over the top sweet sweet saccharine. The kind that makes you bleed from everyv oraphice.

[Oliolli]

Discussing such things is making my eyes bleed...

And for once, my new wounds are not the result of KodKod's influence.

[Saurinae]

Well then. It seems I am a little late to the party but anyway.
I would like to be dwarfed:

Novice Blacksmith
Proficient Fighter
Proficient Swordsdwarf
Proficient Hammerdwarf
Novice Social Stuff

Also I would like a female cutebold and an elf female in a cage. Cutebolds are adorable 
Correction: The Elf in a cage the cutebold following me.

[wierd]

Absolutely not!

Creatures in df reproduce by spores! With corai around, a female cutebold will. Be poppin eggs before we know it, and then we'll be drowning in the things!