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[wierd]

I suggest "lambchop's sing along, the song that never ends" as another fine addition to the psychological terror campaign against the HFS.

[Fen]

Ah, as another thing we can do; we'll leave small patches in-between radios wherein both songs can be heard, but more quietly.
Then we fill those holes with television looping the worst films of all time.
Plan 9 From Outer Space, Manos The Hands of Fate, whatever we want. No demon will make it out alive.

[WillowLuman]

Ah, as another thing we can do; we'll leave small patches in-between radios wherein both songs can be heard, but more quietly.
Then we fill those holes with television looping the worst films of all time.
Plan 9 From Outer Space, Manos The Hands of Fate, whatever we want. No demon will make it out alive.

Oh, but that's the beauty of the thing. They are immortal and nigh indestructible. There is no escape.
Except...
In the end, they will beg for death. And us, being generous people...

[wierd]

it would be like mystery science theatre 3000, except we're the villians picking the shows!

We need a single video phone to establish communication with, so we can taunt them from the surface, and threaten to make all the devices we dropped play the same show....all t the same time, on max volume! (Andy grifith show intro loop for the win!)

These are demons we are talking about here. They need lethal levels of cute and saccharine.

My little pony.
Boobah
Yo gabba gabba
Barney and friends
Tellitubbies
Bananas in pajamas
Etc.

[WillowLuman]

Play the same 20 minute clip of Full House over and over!

Or *gasp*

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

the geico caveman show

[wierd]

It needs to overflow with psychological messages about good always winning, evil being dumb, sugary coated sweetness drops and rainbow orbital friendship cannon assaults.

It has to be relentless, and totally counter to everything that they are.

Happy puppies and kittens.  Giggling babies. "Sharing is caring", the whole insipid social program!

Endlessly, on max volume, 24/7.


Willy wonka's chocolate factory! The gene wilder one!

With a threat of nonstop oompa loompa if they misbehave!

[Fen]

I almost feel bad for these poor bastards.
Almost. But then I remember how hilarious it will be, and giggle a little bit.

[wierd]

*imagines the bay 12 fortress gathering around the TV in the meeting hall, watching the "eternal torment" channel, where we watch the clowns lament and scream while being subjected to such unspeakable terror as bambi.....*


Even better if we could interact with them in some way... 2 way radio, so we can hear them beg and plead to make it stop, so we can then up the ante with even more sugary fare. Oh yes.... we could be endlessly entertained!

[WillowLuman]

And so we can hear when they beg for us to end their existence.
For maximum effect I recommend unloading the entire contents of PBS morning shows onto them, followed by Christmas carols.

[wierd]

No.

The "its a small world afterall" ride music.

YOU ARE WARNED!

[Oliolli]

How many TVs showing the Star Wars Christmas Special?

[tahujdt]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned Bob the Builder yet? I HAAAAAAAATE THHAT SHOW!!!!

[wierd]

Bob the builder pales in comparison to starwars christmas special.

That thing is radioactive. The demons would have to be extra naughty for that one.

(It ranks up there with the garbage pail kids movie, but the christmas special wins, hands down.)

[Fen]

I would love a 2-way radio.

"Oi, Ctharg, don't you try breaking the television you little shite. Just for that, we're sending you all on a one-way trip to Musical Care Bear Land for the day."

[Naryar]

And now I feel sorry for the demons, because what are you suggesting is monstruous.

Nah, the morally just way is to meet them with steel and adamantine.