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[wierd]

Oh no. Don't let the clowns OUT... that's what they WANT...

Nono.. instead, we drop in a solid state radio througha very tiny hole, and blast terrible, insanity indusing music into the HFS 24/7.

I'm thinkin the cher album, but I doubt any of us would have it on us.

We could take bets on how many times "life after love" needs to loop for the agonizing screeams to turn into a deafening angry roar.

[kisame12794]

No, we must keep it sealed or suffer a catastrophic lag spike! Time will slow down all around the world!

[WillowLuman]

The only song we need, if playing 24/7 at them, is the Beatle's "Number 9"

[wierd]

Beetles?

Yellow submarine.


*edit

OMG.  I have it!

The ringing of madness, an orthoclase banana.

This is a masterful orthoclase banana, with the innards of a purpetually powered record player in adamantine. The banana plays a bay12 community recorded rendition of "banana phone" on continual repeat. On the item is an image of forumites in yellow jasper. The forumites are laughing. The artworks relates to the creation and disposal of the ringing of madness, the orthoclase banana into the HFS by the twelfth bay in the spring of 2012.

[WillowLuman]

There's yellow submarine

and then there's "Revolution 9" (sorry for wrong title in last post).
Just listen

[wierd]

Can't listen over mobile. DRM restriction.


But I think bananaphone would do it delightfully.

[WillowLuman]

Can't listen over mobile. DRM restriction.


But I think bananaphone would do it delightfully.

And the casing of the radio could be made of adamantine, so that no matter how hard they tried, the demons could never make the song stop.
Maybe we should give them a full playlist;
Bananaphone
Revolution 9
Badger Badger Badger
Many other Weebl songs
Achy Breaky Heart

These would be played in that order, ad infinitum

[wierd]

Why make only one?  We could drop several, each down a different spire!

Leave them no place to run to!

Breaking the infinite loop on any of weebl's songs would break the mindnumbing effect.

Can you imagine the clowns desperately trying to kill magical trevor? Priceless!

[Eric Blank]

Wow. That's demonically sadistic...

[wierd]

That's the idea!

Everyone Loves Magical Trevor,   an adamantine figure of a human.

This is a masterful figure of magical trevor in adamantine. The item contains an infinite recording of magical trevor (1) in adamantine. On the item are images of stars and planets in pigtail. The item induces insanity in all who hear it.  The ite was deposited inside an adamantine spire in the spring of 2012.

[Oliolli]

But I digress. I live in hope that Oliolli will post the next chapter soon.

As I think I mentioned earlier, I simply do not have time for it. I've been waiting for someone (anyone) to admit willingness to work on it. With my turn now beginning in the succesion world as well, there is very little, if any, hope of me actually getting anything else done.

[WillowLuman]

Ah, the many forts one world.

Anyway, I fully support making hell just as hospitible to demons as it is for everyone else. Why should they be comfortable? Also, using CCTV we should make them watch salad fingers.

[Oliolli]

I may actually have to cut back on my schoolwork to manage the many forts one world -thing. Luckily my math exam was yesterday.

Anyway, I fully support making hell just as hospitible to demons as it is for everyone else.

Hell is not necessarily inhospitable to dwarves.

[Fen]

I believe we should also add to our playlist of horror, Trapped in the Drive-Thru.
Of course it's written for silly humour, but the HFS will have no idea what most of the things are being spoken in the song. It'll just be a ridiculously long, confusing not-really-a-song to them.

Actually, we may be going into the territory of having too many songs. Instead of radios with a playlist, we should create a huge area covered with many radios, each looping only one song. No matter where the clowns go, they'll be assaulted by one of several unfavorable songs.

Then, we hook up every radio with a manual randomizer. At the press of a button (or pull of a lever, if you want) The songs all change places within the HFS. push/pull every couple of weeks or so. They'll never be able to choose a single song to live with, that they find the least annoying; they'll always be searching for that one song (or one of equal survivability) in the miasma of looping music.

Demon has gone melancholy x84

[WillowLuman]

I believe we should also add to our playlist of horror, Trapped in the Drive-Thru.
Of course it's written for silly humour, but the HFS will have no idea what most of the things are being spoken in the song. It'll just be a ridiculously long, confusing not-really-a-song to them.

Actually, we may be going into the territory of having too many songs. Instead of radios with a playlist, we should create a huge area covered with many radios, each looping only one song. No matter where the clowns go, they'll be assaulted by one of several unfavorable songs.

Then, we hook up every radio with a manual randomizer. At the press of a button (or pull of a lever, if you want) The songs all change places within the HFS. push/pull every couple of weeks or so. They'll never be able to choose a single song to live with, that they find the least annoying; they'll always be searching for that one song (or one of equal survivability) in the miasma of looping music.

Demon has gone melancholy x∞

Fixed that for you