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[wierd]

Weird joykill bandages himself with pigtail socks from the stockpile.

Weird joykill collects a pigtail bag, and a copper bin from the furniture stockpile.

Weird joykill wraps his hands in the pigtail bag like an oven mitt.

The kobold thief breaks free of splint's grasp!

Weird joykill grabs the kobold thief with the bleeding gloved hand, and shoves it in the top of the copper bin, and slams the lid shut!

Weird joykill shakes the bin violently!

[Talvieno]

Weird joykill cancels sing: interrupted by kobold thief.

Weird joykill hurls (Giant ostritch egg) at the kobold thief!

The (Giant ostritch egg) collides with the kobold thief, enveloping the head!

The kobold thief is having difficulty breathing!

/cue a annoying chase scene until I collasp from running.

Obligatory.

Somehow, I knew this was coming. I was humming it before the next tab even loaded.


And now we know. Wierd is a demon. A good demon, though. (aren't all demons good?) But ours doesn't make webs... Ours just produces aspirin, awesome methods of death and all the soap KodKod can eat.
Mmmmmmmmm, cocoa butter........

[Corai]

Weird joykill bandages himself with pigtail socks from the stockpile.

Weird joykill collects a pigtail bag, and a copper bin from the furniture stockpile.

Weird joykill wraps his hands in the pigtail bag like an oven mitt.

The kobold thief breaks free of splint's grasp!

Weird joykill grabs the kobold thief with the bleeding gloved hand, and shoves it in the top of the copper bin, and slams the lid shut!

Weird joykill shakes the bin violently!

A loud, but somewhat cute scream deafens everyone in the room!

/inappropriate fighting that children are to young to read

I need a new dagger now, and brain bleach.

[Splint]

-The following takes place before becoming locked in the bin-

The Farmer has become enraged!
The farmer grabs the kobold thief by the copper dagger with his right hand.

Both struggle for possession!
The farmer gains posession of the copper daggger!

The farmer stabs the kobold thief in the leg, tearing the fat and tearing the muscle!
The farmer punches the kobold thief in the nose with his left hand, bruisng the skin, bruising the muscle and breaking the cartalige!

The kobold thief is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The kobold thief collides with a +Granite table+, toppleing the food, and upsetting the diners!

The farmer is no longer enraged.

Splint, Farmer, cancels kill kobold thief: Getting food.

[wierd]

Weird joykill hobbles to the kitchen, carrying the copper bin.

Weird joykill mutters obscenities about having to see gizogen for stitches....again.

[Corai]

This is a engraving of Weird Joykill and CoraiUnki, CoraiUnki is grabbing stiches, Weird Joykill is injured in very sensitive spots. This relates to the -NOT GONNA SAY IT- of Weird Joykill in 2012.

[wierd]

This is a pigtail chef's apron.

On the item is an image of dwarves and a kobold in ropreed fiber cloth. The kobold is being chased.  The artwork relates to the attempted creation of kobold-a-la-'range of the kobold thief corai unki by the mad demon dwarf weird joykill in the spring of 2012.

On the item is an image of a kobold in cat leather. The kobold is striking a menacing pose. The artowork relates to the savage wounding of the mad demon dwarf weird joykill during the attempted creation of the kobold-a-la-'range in the spring of 2012.

On the ite is an image of a copper dagger in honey beryl.

[Talvieno]

Question. We've never really discussed it... What would we do about forgotten beasts? We'd have to breach the caverns eventually.

[Corai]

Question. We've never really discussed it... What would we do about forgotten beasts? We'd have to breach the caverns eventually.

Let my kobolds puncture it with arrows, then Steel-clad dwarves charge the bleeding monster.

[MaximumZero]

Question. We've never really discussed it... What would we do about forgotten beasts? We'd have to breach the caverns eventually.

That's what I'm here for. Ladies and gentlemen...

MaximumZero, dwarven force of fury, has arrived!

[wierd]

Depends on the physiology of the creature.

If it was an arthropod with a carapice, lots and lots of coarsely crushed glass mixed with barreled blood should be sprayed at it. This will cause the glass to stick to it, and get caught in the joints, tearing them up what good and bleeding it out before it can get very far.

If it has skin instead, "homebrew Rocket Propelled Grenade" made from iron pipe, gun cotton, and a nitro warhead.

Fire elemental? Bucket of water.

Water elemental? Raw hagfish excretions, followed by dwarven plaster.

Mineral elemental? (Depends on the mineral)

[KodKod]

Send the peasantry to beat it to death without cutting it open, then we can haul up the corpse to girlinhat or one of the other labcoats so that they can study it and weaponise it.

[wierd]

Come to think of it.... unflavored gelatin would probably be less lethal than dwarven plaster on a water based FB......

FB flavored gelatin... hmm... I wonder if corai would eat any?

[Oliolli]

I think we previously agreed to seal off the caverns upon finding them. Then we could slowly and securely technology the FBs to death through fortifications, be it with corrosive substances, wierd's concoctions and set-ups or the MRLSs we rigged up. Or a cave-in.

nose
left eye
middle eye
right eye
left eye tooth
right eye tooth
heart
left upper arm
left upper leg
left lung
guts

At what point during all that pure WTF did KodKod take my guts? Seriously, she's getting so fast it's hard for me to notice it anymore.

[KodKod]

You barely function anymore Oliolli, it's a surprise that you notice at all. We've had to designed people as vulture-beaters just to keep the scavengers from pecking at you.