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[KodKod]

Delicious roast cornish hen, served with herb roasted mashed potatoes and gibblet gravy, steamed cauliflower, and honey glazed carrots.

In the kitchen, the cork pops from a bottle of sparkling white wine.

The server is a tall, if slightly plump girl in a well fitted bodice. Her slightly curled golden hair spills luxuriantly about her shoulders, as she glides effortlessly into the room. Her smile is brilliant white, and her periwinkle eyes glitter to match.

With a wink, she lays the desert menu on the table beside the entre', and saunters toward the kitchen....

(I will go to hell for this.)

You will never again know peace.

[Eric Blank]

Hi!

First though: what is this madness I don't even


What race do ya think I am? O_o

...A moose-man...?

[Corai]

I am lost now, I am just gonna forget the last ten minutes of my life.

[wierd]

Delicious roast cornish hen, served with herb roasted mashed potatoes and gibblet gravy, steamed cauliflower, and honey glazed carrots.

In the kitchen, the cork pops from a bottle of sparkling white wine.

The server is a tall, if slightly plump girl in a well fitted bodice. Her slightly curled golden hair spills luxuriantly about her shoulders, as she glides effortlessly into the room. Her smile is brilliant white, and her periwinkle eyes glitter to match.

With a wink, she lays the desert menu on the table beside the entre', and saunters toward the kitchen....

(I will go to hell for this.)

You will never again know peace.

*evil laughter*

You liked it and you know it.

(I'm a bad man.. a bad, bad man... lol!)

[Corai]

Delicious roast cornish hen, served with herb roasted mashed potatoes and gibblet gravy, steamed cauliflower, and honey glazed carrots.

In the kitchen, the cork pops from a bottle of sparkling white wine.

The server is a tall, if slightly plump girl in a well fitted bodice. Her slightly curled golden hair spills luxuriantly about her shoulders, as she glides effortlessly into the room. Her smile is brilliant white, and her periwinkle eyes glitter to match.

With a wink, she lays the desert menu on the table beside the entre', and saunters toward the kitchen....

(I will go to hell for this.)

You will never again know peace.

*evil laughter*

You liked it and you know it.

(I'm a bad man.. a bad, bad man... lol!)

Your a good, good demon though.

[KodKod]

*evil laughter*
You liked it and you know it.
(I'm a bad man.. a bad, bad man... lol!)

You're just lucky that these biscuits aren't half bad, their caramelised deliciousness has temporarily placated the beast.
If you know what's good for you then do not taunt me a second time.

[Corai]

*evil laughter*
You liked it and you know it.
(I'm a bad man.. a bad, bad man... lol!)

You're just lucky that these biscuits aren't half bad, their caramelised deliciousness has temporarily placated the beast.
If you know what's good for you then do not taunt me a second time.

....I mean no heresy, but what COULD you do to him through the internet?


YES, I JUST BROKE THE INTERNET. WHAT OF IT?

[KodKod]

It is not within my interests to reveal trade secrets.

[wierd]

*evil laughter*
You liked it and you know it.
(I'm a bad man.. a bad, bad man... lol!)

You're just lucky that these biscuits aren't half bad, their caramelised deliciousness has temporarily placated the beast.
If you know what's good for you then do not taunt me a second time.

Taunt? Never!

Tease? Certainly, but never taunt!

(If it's any consolation I would never tease like this in person without offering said dinner as a friendly gesture.)

[Corai]

*evil laughter*
You liked it and you know it.
(I'm a bad man.. a bad, bad man... lol!)

You're just lucky that these biscuits aren't half bad, their caramelised deliciousness has temporarily placated the beast.
If you know what's good for you then do not taunt me a second time.

Taunt? Never!

Tease? Certainly, but never taunt!

(If it's any consolation I would never tease like this in person without offering said dinner as a friendly gesture.)

OOOH OOOH CAN I BE A WAITER?

[nekronuke]

*evil laughter*
You liked it and you know it.
(I'm a bad man.. a bad, bad man... lol!)

You're just lucky that these biscuits aren't half bad, their caramelised deliciousness has temporarily placated the beast.
If you know what's good for you then do not taunt me a second time.

Taunt? Never!

Tease? Certainly, but never taunt!

(If it's any consolation I would never tease like this in person without offering said dinner as a friendly gesture.)

OOOH OOOH CAN I BE A WAITER?

You can be soup

[Corai]

*evil laughter*
You liked it and you know it.
(I'm a bad man.. a bad, bad man... lol!)

You're just lucky that these biscuits aren't half bad, their caramelised deliciousness has temporarily placated the beast.
If you know what's good for you then do not taunt me a second time.

Taunt? Never!

Tease? Certainly, but never taunt!

(If it's any consolation I would never tease like this in person without offering said dinner as a friendly gesture.)

OOOH OOOH CAN I BE A WAITER?

You can be soup

I punctuate my sentences, so no.

[Splint]

I go and play Napoleon: Total War with a friend for 3 measly hours, and 6 pages appear from nowhere. My response to the sudden spike?

HOLY BALLS.

[Corai]

I go and play Napoleon: Total War with a friend for 3 measly hours, and 6 pages appear from nowhere. My response to the sudden spike?

HOLY BALLS.

Have a mug of kobold-brew and read it all.

[nekronuke]

Corai has canceled Wait Tables: Soup